i had a tan today, it is wicked warm out it is messing with my mind to see fall leaves and feel warm wind (ew) on your body we are going for a drivies. i am going to go on an internet date with this girl in the WWF (wrestling duh) yahoo chatroom tonite (not really). go to her blog she is pretty funny and wears a brown turtleneck. i found her via meltingdolls who is too old for me now (kidding). did i tell you about the time when we did it? i think that was supposed to be a secret i forget anyway burn on you guys.

last nite me and fil got into a huge wicked fight because i said that germans are black and white about things, no grey area, he called me ignorant and racist and totally over-reacted but i don’t care, find me a german who ISN’T black and white about stuff and i will stuff a banana up my nose. fil even tried to go for a blowing off steam walk without me and i followed him and kept stating my case the entire way, he was mad cos he couldn’t brainwash me into thinking the same things he thinks all the time i put my foot down and i basically said ok fine ALL of europe is black and white then, and serbs and croats like to eat a lot of meat it’s not racist it’s the TRUTH and yes stereotypes exist because they are exaggerated FACTS!

I AM RIGHT! SHUT UP EVERYONE!

i said i know three germans and they are all the same they make up their mind about something and that is that no maybe nots no fence sitting, it’s part of their character makeup jesus and IF you know a laidback german they are LYING and smoke loads of dope. i don’t think it’s a bad thing either, i admire that in people, no wishy-washy emotional garbage just straight to the point, though yes it can also be kinda harsh big deal though don’t like it? don’t be german.

i pointed the finger at fil and said you are mad about this because YOU are black and white about things most of the time the end i win. he agreed he over-reacted a little and said it was cos of his native blood when he drinks it is like FIREWATER to his brain!