you’re an athiest? GIVE ME A FUCKING BREAK MICHAEL! oh shit.
sigh my 200 dollar jeans zipper busted last nite and i can’t find the receipt, i can still do it up by re-gripping the zipper but i fear it will break altogether if i continue to rely on this method of zipping. i don’t want to go back to that smarmy rich store maybe i will get fil to do it fuck maybe he has the receipt? oh and my other staple pants have a hole on the right inner thigh i may as well kill myself yeah?
it is hot i just met “monkey” at second cup to give ruby away and i totally forgot about the meeting so i gave her some other junk as penance, i looked like a dirtbag and a mouse ran under our table.
oh and i could have been in a music video for this band with the guy from barenaked ladies but the part i would play is being shot on monday and me and fil are going to be away on a magical vacation. i was going to be bonnie and the video’s theme is bonnie and clyde doi. sigh.
