the SUPESmarket is dead at 9am no whimsical annex partiers to be found.
and now, last nite’s dinner.
not ours, waiting for a table.
in oakville, it is worth going out of your way for once the garlic sauce hits your mouth DON’T GET ME STARTED.
dooooooooooooooooood
shawarma powrna
i have zero self-control when it comes to the garlic sauce and was grateful they served the extras in these dignified little cups, sometimes they bring you the squeeze bottle and then my pants don’t fit anymore.
don’t forget to keep viewing spenny’s video. thanks dudes.
VIDEO: pitt’s second tour this time a bunch of stoned teenagers paid attention to.
looks like someone took my more like best party EVER last nite joke a bit too far. embarrassing much? who drinks 6 shots of tequila, more like it goes to 3, TOPS and how do you figure this guy was hot if you can’t remember if you used a dome cover? we get it you’re a slut, awesome.
this is called the heart attack hat trick.
my shitty salad. don’t expect greatness from a sports bar, and yet i always do. sigh.
look out, dad’s on the scene!
starting to clot.
my second wind is on the way.
took us ten minutes to figure out how to pay our tab, factoring in the wine that pitt replaced and the jameson’s as a sorry are we still friends? fil says i am cheap and watches me under a microscope when i am counting out my change it makes me nervous and i have to recount it a thousand times SHUT UP FIL!
last week when i gave a shout-out to our condo’s garbage room i forgot to mention how awesome it is of our building to have a room named after my favourite word.
playing hooky.
i think this guy secretly complained about pitt’s heckling, yelling, and swearing.
i caught a t-shirt, michel knocked it into pitt’s hand then he gave it to this little fuck.
dick.
is that supposed to be a burn on toronto or something? more like, burn on YOU for buying that fucking merchandise.
after five beers pitt sneaks away and buys secret pizza slices and other crap.
here he is trying to get to the bottom of who complained about him to the skinniest dude ever.
after the steamwhistle’s free samples which i talked our way into despite some private party, and pitt giving a couple fake tours the yuppies fell for (videos i will post later) pitt decided to involve himself in a game of catch with two dudes, who were casually lobbing a ball back and forth, pitt ever the competitor, whipped the ball to one guy and the other launched it back, pitt caught it with his face.
and now it is time to hate on hip hop culture (fucking babies).
this white kid kept checking himself out on the way to the jays game, he even had a matching fluorescent green earring, like he used to be a stoner hippie and conveniently had the tribal spaced out barf lobe. anyway, congratulations you are wearing a huge hoodie during summer, what a fucking baller you are, you must know jay-z personally, right? i can so totally tell.
this is you BUT MOM i can’t go back to school if i don’t have at least 5 different graphic disney-like FUN printed hoodies to cycle through my wardrobe with, and like 5, no, TEN, 180 degree brimmed baseball hats with whatever team logo, A’s NY’s who cares i don’t even LIKE baseball YES I NEEEEED THEM DON’T EMBARRASS ME!
YOU GAVE BIRTH TO A BALLER, YES MOM, I’M SORRY, BUT THAT’S WHAT YOU DID!
and so on.
ugh what a disgusting waste of money how about oh i dunno, BEING YOURSELF?
ok i am too annoyed to carry on with this, feel free to share your hip hop burns/experiences in my comments.
see that red mark on pitt’s face? he caught a baseball with his cheek.
another genius move by pitt.
i got over it.
relax, it was only a thing for a minute.
we played go fish and it almost got violent, if you go fish and pick up the card you want, you do NOT get to go again right? once you go fish, your turn is over, correct? fil doesn’t think this is so.
temporarily tiefing fil‘s photo, but wtf is chad doing here? i pointed it out, I made the connection, ME! nice glasses.
one thing from my raymi dream was that we(your friends) could never figure out how you were hanging your small paintings so high on the wall. then i somehow saw you rappelling down on ropes and hanging them. and then i was like ohhhhhhhhhhh. you may now to proceed to hahahahahaaaaaaahahahaha.
derfalcon: good afternoon it is raining like hell here all day
me: crappy
derfalcon: yes
me: it is chillyish here
derfalcon: so sad i don’t want summer to go away i want summer to stay and play is this a rock song
me: went so quick its a vermont rock song
derfalcon: totally AUTUMN BREEZE SPEAKS TO ME
me: i just spent the last 15 minutes googling pictures of bacon and now they are uploaded to my flickr
derfalcon: dude I think I got dumped for the third time in like 5 weeks I rule it smelled like bacon in here earlier
me: aw no way why do u keep finding girls to dump you by
derfalcon: it’s really sweet, like I am the 3, 4 or ONE date dude to DUMP whatev3r these chicks are lame too wtf
me: how lame im goin to blog this so talk shit about them
derfalcon: i know like “you can’t dump me? you’re lame too! You Lame-er-er
me: show me a picture
derfalcon: You’re ehh the last one we didn’t even get that far
me: oh
derfalcon: first date we met up, got naked it was kinda awkward and now she won’t call me back
me: you got used
derfalcon: but she had tattoos and put my hand down her shirt so i could check out her nipple rings in front of the whol garden at this bar so she was kinda fun but short
me: short people are annoying
Sent at 2:46 PM on Tuesday derfalcon’s new status message – boring 2:48 PM
me: i said short people are annoying and selfish
derfalcon: hee she was nice Scorpio
me: ok well i cant help you if you start complimenting them
derfalcon: oh right sorry fuckin bitch I hate HER meh I am immune to emotional needs me: bacon1
derfalcon: you have full consent to reproduce my rantings man that looks good
derfalcon: nice what’s up dude “I love bacon” yeah we get it
me: are you making fun of me and bacon i found all these bacon love sites too like uh, loser much meanwhile i am stealing all of their pictures theyre all really mad about that new bacn term too like totally angry
