girl time


didn’t get this.

seriously considered it, seeing as it’s all dainty and shit. size 4 was all they had it left in, smushed my tits in a stupid way and i would probably bust the zipper after one or two hours of wear.


sigh.

more my style.

size 4, 29.90 ten dollars off, comes in another colour.

still kind of a tent.


i think this is size 6, can’t remember.

sometimes more is less and less is more, whatever. i got it in size four cos i knew after one time wearing size 6 i will convince myself i am a house and never wear it again.

6 is fine if you are standing very still.


if that’s a 6 what the hell does a 12 look like?

oh cid stop faking that italian accent barf.


i will get fil to take better pictures of me in this get-up later.


elizabeth and i take turns pretending to be annex new england douches, she sent me a letter.

hot sauce face.

garbage sleep last nite, it was pretty much take ‘er easy sober nite and we fasted after 8pm cos we both had to do bloodwork today, fil’s loudbreathing kept me awake then his phone reminders kept vibrating and then cid kept visitting me. we watched perfect stranger, do not rent it unless you want to get in a fight with your bf/gf it is so shitty.




fil was more a-scared than i was, i have tiny tiny tiny veins so they use the infant needle on me, fil hadn’t had a bloodtest in years.

they loved us and kept calling fil, pill.

fil asked what gage his needle was, 21 she said. omg fil.

she said come back and visit us when you are married hello nice as hell much? yeah we’ll have a bloodwork party? she said no dishes or heavy lifting or cooking and to take it easy today. NO PROBLEM.

the couple that stays together, spikes together.




fil was so moved by the niceness of those ladies he said i want to go work with those nice ladies and joke around all day, it’s nice how a little nice goes a long way. uh i think we need to move away from the annex. fil gives a little blood and then he is on his period.

then he ate this. a fat chick walked by i said you are going to look like that by the end of the day if you don’t give me a bite, he said i don’t care.

a moth flew into his mouth yesterday when we were doing it
he didnt want to distract me from what i was doing down there
so he swallowed it
HA

me: i got a new bikini from h&m for 6 dollars
it is porno

Elizabeth: soowhee
is it lame

me: u have an h&m there now too finally

Elizabeth: as in
lam-eh
not lame

me: its kinda lame
lah may

Elizabeth: yeah
lah may

me: its like flesh pink tone

Elizabeth: the H and M here is in coquitlam

me: like im fucking naked

Elizabeth: far away
one is coming down town soon

me: good
i havent been to the one on queen yet

Elizabeth: theres one on queen?
who knew

me: yeah brand new

Elizabeth: thats like what 4 in the gta?
everyone must be dressing alike

me: yah bloor eaton centre queen

Elizabeth: theres one at one of those malls on the subway line for jewish people
and one at oakville place too
which is your favourite lindsay lohan?

me: yes
and dufferin mall

Elizabeth: here are your choices
2004 mean girls wilmer valderamma lohan who gets big boobies and is friends with tara reid
2005 skinny lohan who is friends with nicole AND paris and starts to make it into magazines like vogue and talk about brands like Lanvin
add herbie the love bug summer tour to 2005 lohan
and digitally reduced boobs
2006 “getting healthy” lindsay lohan who records a video for her dad in jail, hangs out with cougar mom more, but bursting at the seems lindsay lohan who we start to hear rumours and rumblings of drug abuse, excessive partying etc
or finally
2007 coke pants lohan, with 2 duis in as many months “recovery lohan” who will start taping her E true hollywood story in december
PICK

me: the one where i masturbated to her sex scene yesterday afternoon lindsay

Elizabeth: haha
worse sex scene ever PS

me: oh when she got skinny with massive tits and wears bikinis all the time lohan
i love her no matter what
she can give fil a bj i dont care

last week’s bang lime show with the two koreas pictures



that skirt was so trying to inch her way into fil’s heart.

oh so like, you’re a photographer or something teehee? do you know how many chicks use this exact same line then make up some camera that they don’t own “but want” and i am standing there giving them the meanest fucking look ever and don’t give me that i like watching my boyfriend get hit on bullshit, you only like it cos your boyfriend is ugly and it’s like a relief when some desperate girl gives him a second glance. i’ve seen chicks wait for me to walk away to the bathroom and then they go in for the kill and have the deer caught in headlights look on their face when i come back and go oh yeah questions about cameras oh how INTERESTING and please i am a fucking mile hotter than you what makes you think you have a chance.






oh hai.







for anyone who cares, bang lime is two dudes from metric. here is a short video i took.

they are pretty good, party rock music i know i tried to dance near the end in my wedges so that stands for something.







you’d think the only fancyish restaurant on toronto island would get it right, right?



all these places i wanted to sit and the chairs are all locked up so we got to sit near people with babies, don’t forget, we hate babies (sorry people with babies) and if we wanted babies, we’d have them.

we got to wait ten minutes for our drinks to come.

did you order the muscles? i know i did.

a pretty bitter brief history about how all the houses on the island were demolished.

the “drinks only” area is a spit away and yet we cannot eat there, why cos the sight of food makes alcoholics want it? retarded.

13 dollar lamb burger, decent, and that was the beginning and end of it.


8 dollar expensive garbage caesar. it was so bland. the dressing was laughable.

6 dollar shitty cream of mushroom with chicken stock soup, luke warm, and i overheard it was the bottom of the pot. joy.

i want to punch this picture i am so angry jealous.

i would get into all the eavesdropping people watching we took in but i am so miserable about dining there it will put me over the edge.

i know you all think i’m a self-indulgent know it all arrogant dick with all these asshole opinions, what makes me so different from you? sharing it with you and documenting it all that’s about it, i’m sorry if it pisses you off to read time and time again shit like this on my blog oh big surprise raymi is angry again or i’m raining on people’s good times. i dunno, is it too much to ask for some fucking quality control and have expectations? we go to an island specifically to eat at this place and it blew ass. BLEW ASS! and it (the rectory) was bitter about all the historical homes being torn down, in the bathroom on the back of the door there is a picture of the hotel that once was and some bitter caption, like come on, piss me off with shitty service then moan about the past, how about being the best you can be as the one fucking restaurant on the island and move forward maybe. yes it’s sad when historical hotels are destroyed MAKE A BETTER SALAD! chef ramsay should visit that place.









um yeah and?


nerd paper for fil.

solar panels. how jealous am i of this house?


i need a new word for whimsical it’s played out.

this is my bench, hosers.

i bet at magic pony if someone placed that particular plank of wood it would sell for 368 dollars. is that neckface or team macho, YOU DECIDE!

masturbation picnic blanket clouds.

he was scream singing across the water where’s my acid?

boring.

go back to sleep little buddy.

cue fred penner music.




fil steals my thunder AGAIN.

+++

Ryan: i had a dream you sold me a faulty pontoon boat
and stole most of my super nintendo games

me: what else

Ryan: there was a lake a dentist office and a pharmacy
i dunno i was mad
is there such thing as super mario bros hockey

me: hmm i wish

Ryan: there was in the dreams
many versions
yoshi is the goalie

me: what else did i do

Ryan: can’t remember
to sell me the boat you were like yeah c’mon buddy buy this tooner do it
i kept winning at haggling and drove it away

me: ew i said tooner

Ryan: only a dream

fucking babies continued.





stay tuned for the phil’s plaques blog.

crazy art installation in this church video to come.

super hot in there.




partying with the lord.








so not forced!

breakfast sex.