in the words of flava flav, you know what time it is!

i LOVE it when these ones get posted, i think it’s a total intentional burn on people, like, you are demanding whiners how about NOT relying fully on a blog for your happiness and ability to carry on with your life? just a thought, do with it what you will. what else oh yeah i like that this guy is in a shame spiral now because of it what the fuck? could you be more unstable? the name of this card’s file is Sorry-IGetAbout1000AWeek hahaha. i bet next sunday’s post will have a similar message. YOU IGNORED ME. ME! YOU DON’T CARE ABOUT ME I CAN’T FUCKING STAND IT PAY ME ATTENTION NOW! VALIDATE ME AND POST MY GODDAMN SECRET ABOUT BED-WETTING I HATE YOU! just kidding i don’t hate you but i KNOW you hate me i can SO TELL!

oh i thought it was a pill who knew? i know! GO ON ZOLOFT! the time you took making this card should have been spent seeing a shrink and getting a ‘script, you know it takes 6 weeks to kick in right? way to be forward-acting.

EWWWWWW! i’m pretty sure that i most definitely did not ask.

woah nice “best” “friend” there. did you fucking murder them when you found out? burn on you for being duped for two years. i bet your friend is a pathetic weasel and is in love with you but too afraid to let the world know they are a raving dyke lesbian and you would probably reject them so they virtually jacked off with you for two years EVERYBODY WINS!

what, you quit molecules? WHY CAN’T I QUIT YOU CHEMISTRY!?! that grammar is pretty confusing too, fil and i are in a fight about it right now thanks asshole.

BARFTOWN! what the fuck are you waiting for do you not live near any available earth are you living on an island built entirely of cement? if i was your roommate and i found that in our fridge i would have you formed asap. also, GET OVER IT! i can’t fucking stand women who have abortions then moan about it and say MY BABY MY BABY you are a headcase and you made a choice, people make choices everyday, NEWSFLASH, how about you are lucky to even have that choice and don’t have to shove a coat hanger up inside yourself.

oh i’m so shocked someone with low self-esteem sent in a postcard to postsecret. if we were in a bar together and you unleashed this gem on me i would be so furious that i had to humour you for ten minutes about “being worth it” ungh.

first of all the term “make love” makes me HEAVE and secondly what the fuck hurts are you being pile-driven by an entire football team with dinosaur cocks?

there in my closest? you didn’t happen to steal one from a spelling bee did you? oh you must have been over at YOU’RE mom’s house that day.

haha yeah right keep telling yourself that. nice dramatic postcard, very serious, i can REALLY tell that you are in a LOT of pain i will never dump someone, telling from your representation of it i would rather save myself from all that physical anguish i also am not a warlock who is able to shove their hand through their chest so delicately ps. there is nothing gayer than red roses you deserved it.

hmm i’m not clairvoyent or anything but i think it’s safe to say you haven’t lost hold of the stupid.