more like COOLEST TIME EVER LAST NITE pill. share your oops.ca ? haven’t checked that out yet assuming it’s a fucking goldmine though.

hey look it’s my i’m a 30-something teenager who sings about fighting highschool chicks outfit BANANAS YO!

did you see the interview on much when she said DON’T TALK TO THEM when the interviewer acknowledged the harajuku slaves? japan weeps for you. <3 you gwen!

wow, she looks happy.

my niece has some of these bratz dolls still in their packages hint manufacturers THUMBS DOWN. i made my barbies fuck the hell out of each other and they had noses ie. way less porno, these days, no noses equals hump city genitals tingling so appropriate for little girls.

HAHAHHA right!

because girls who play with barbies are totally encouraged to read. nice. like when barbie camp boasts how barbie has been an astronaut, a doctor, a vet, movie star, mother, race car driver pffft uhh ps. SHE’S A FUCKING DOLL!

look in her hand it’s not even a book it’s a fashion magazine ruin the world much?

oh perfect it’s a mohawk baby THANKS ANGELINA JOLIE!

don’t worry girls if you want a vacation from all that fashion you can just clean the house!

so much fun wheee look my dress has dragonflies on it beep beep watch out i’m sucking up valium.

thanks mom i’m that much closer to being as miserable as you are.

german, hmm, i’m so shocked.

even venom’s gotta spread it.

speechless, overwhelmed – look at those boots i partied in those when i was 18.

dear parents i am a rugmuncher and it is because of shit like this thank you for the xmas presents.

honestly, no nose? that was sexy for like two seconds and by the way you are meant for 6 year olds you are NOT my blog you gash station. dear bratz, thank you for terrorism.

is nothing sacred?

don’t worry sexual-orientation-confused sports dykes YOU TOO CAN BE SEXY!

*AND*

the piece du resistance:

wow for real!? a barely toddler on a phallic banana THAT ^%#^@% ROCKS!?!!??

fil pointed out her arm placed like that between her legs looks like a penis. whatever it looks like it is one thousand per cent above and beyond suggestive hi i’m cute can i sit on your rocking banana tee hee giggle daddy barf.

yeah yeah yeah barbie you are over the hill we’re into babies now.