check out this dude
he had a thousand things brought with him to play some nerd game world of warcraft? i walked behind him and saw he was at a store called wands r us. i think that’s his own modem. i’m guessing the majority of my readers look like this.
this person is sexist.
one of the things liane sent from shanghai.
me: did you like getting blown last nite
Phil: duh
me: should we make a blown chart
Phil: ?
me: omg
a calendar of blownness
Phil: sure yes
me: sometimes it’s like you dont know me at all
i just had to stir my coffee with a knife
the last two days it was a fork
Phil: oh mercy how are you surviving
me: tomorrow it will be a q-tip
lets use every single plate and glass before we do the dishwasher
Phil: ok
me: it wont all fit though
Phil: no it wont
me: so much for that idea
Phil: yes, so much
