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check out this genius ‘about me’ bio a girl from my grade school put in her facebook profile:

I am a young mother who loves to dress her daughter up in the most expensive clothes to ever be made for little girls. People always have the wrong impression about me. For some reason they think I’m a cold hearted person but I really am a nice girl once you get to know me. I like doing things that guys like to do. I’m not into prissy girly things. YUCK!
I talk about sex all of the time…kinda like Samantha on Sex in the City! So if you get embarrassed easily you should’nt be around me on a drinking night. (Tina knows what I’m talking about)
I have an addiction with expensive jeans. I buy at least a pair a week. Some girls like shoes for me its jeans. Name a pair and I got em!
Oh and you will never see me step foot in a club not cause I dont like em its just not my thing…I’m more of a pub, chillin person!

pretty hilarious seeing as when we were in school together she was all about dressing as hot and girly as possible.

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