i have figured out a new way to make myself crap if i am constipated or on a no-crapping streak. all i have to do is THINK about having to call someone on the fone and my bowels loosen way faster than after a cigarette or a coffee. i was about to call this one bar/resto to reserve some tables for fil’s birthday thing this saturday (his birthday is actually sunday if you are cool and want to come to the saturday thing email me and i will invite you too) anyway i pictured myself getting up, going to the bedroom to get my fone and then talking to a stranger and i immediately DOVE to the toilet. NICE.
i like sharing.
