to get you into the spooky halloween mood i will tell you a scary dream i had i call it:
fil’s dad get out of my dreams and into my car
i will keep it short cos i know reading people’s dreams is totally boring so here is my dream in POINT FORM
-i was forced to go to scarborough with a bunch of guys and we had a gun with us for sale i don’t know why it took three cars full of people to bring 1 gun
-then i flipped out on one of the guys in a bordello style family restaurant like LONESTAR or something and they all ditched me
-they ditched me with a stickshift delorean (which was white) and i was trying to drive it back to oakville but i didn’t know any of the streets and i was terribly embarrassed cos i was driving into guardrails and shit so i pulled into this stripjoint plaza and ran into one of the strip clubs and i was bawling and all the strippers came out and were very nice and they were gonna get this one big gay guy i guess is their den mother to drive me home but then i started working there for some reason
-oh yeah i left the delorean half parked on a fountain/art sculpture in the middle of some square haha
-later on i decide to call fil for help and he is not answering the fone. i tried him maybe three times and then the fourth call his dad had changed his voicemail to his voice telling me that i am harassing fil and him too and that they were scared and would call the police if i called again
-then i was all panicky and sad and i woke up
i don’t know why i didn’t just take the fucking subway back yeesh.
me: there is no space in delorean
Phil: read the wiki article, especially down near the end and it talks about the variations
me: oh well
im just putting it altogether
google corrected me
“did you mean delorean”
i hate how google is so condescending like that
i am like DID YOU MEAN I WILL KILL YOU?!
Phil: did you mean GO FUCK YOURSELF
what are you that stupid windows paper clip?
me: exactly
