Patrick:
nice dress
me: it is the essence of my life
Patrick:
that and oxygen
good call
well i couldn’t convince outlaw of pony rides at the wedding
but we got a martini bar
so two bars all night long
me:
ooooooooooooooooooh
open bar?
Patrick:
you have to ask?
of course
you will not leave hungry or sober
me:
nice
i want to bust out of the dress like the seams and zippers splode
then i can sue your wedding
Patrick:
you can do that?
me:
we’ll see
Patrick:
no i mean sue my wedding?
me:
and i mean WE’LL SEE
