it’s amazing how not drinking has brought my confidence back full force, who knew. i walked to the grocery store and i actually looked up 70 per cent of the time and i didn’t wear a hat or huge sunglasses or my hood to hide from the world, my old credo being if i can’t see them, they can’t see me. anyway, people who are drunklors right now seriously go the route of not drinking for four days in a row it is MIND BLOWING!

everyone else who has been sober and smarmy about it for years and judgemental can go shut up and wear cardigan sweaters that turn on FIRE!

I need some fine wine and you, you need to be nicer (the cardigans)

(Sit, good dog, stay, bad dog, down, roll over)

Well, here’s a good man and a pretty young girl
Tryin’ to play together somehow
I’m wasting my life, you’re changing the world,
I get drunk and watch your head grow
It’s the good times that we shared
And the bad times that we’ll have
It’s the good times
And the bad times that we had

Well, it’s been a long slow collision,
I’m a pitbull, you’re a dog,
Baby you’re foul in clear conditions
But you’re handsome in the fog

So I need some fine wine
And you, you need to be nicer
For the good times
And the bad times that we’ll have

Sometimes we talk over dinner like old friends
‘Til I go and kill the bottle
I go off over any old thing
Break your heart and raise a glass or ten
To the good times that we shared
And the bad times that we’ll have
To the good times
And the bad times that we’ve had

Well, it’s been a long slow collision,
I’m a pitbull, you’re a dog,
Baby you’re foul in clear conditions
But you’re handsome in the fog
So I need some fine wine
And you, you need to be nicer
For the good times
And the bad times we know will come, yeah

I need some fine wine
And you, you need to be nicer
We need to be nicer
You and me
For the good times and the bad time that we had

Good times, bad times
Sweet wine, bad wine
Good cop, bad cop,
Lapdog, bad dog

(Sit.)