my nose is a snot factory right now because the way cid shows his love is by shoving his nose inside of your nose over and over again and then making out with your ear. i totally regret cutting my hair but only a little bit. val said last nite that it looked professionally cut. i still want to cut it a bit more but i won’t cos fil said he would break up with me if i did. pfft. i didn’t hang out with mark afterall last nite because he took his antipsychotic and therefore couldn’t go out boozing so fil and i went for a drive in the country then met up with martin and val to talk about the csi board game they bought and then we went home and played the worm game on xbox and i changed all the player’s names to dirty ones like pussmouth and fuckhead and so on.

i feel like getting TRASHED tonite but i don’t have any money but that’s ok because mark will pay for everything and since i have special olympics hair he will want to pay even more. he went and got some help about the voices he was hearing and realised that it was just his internal dialogue going nutso.

now that i have stupid hair i have to cock my head to the side and make my neck all intellectual and smile a lot and say random clever sketchy shit RAHAAHAAAAAAAAAH!

there is a car machine thing outside with a big vacuum and it is loud.

i am dyslexic.

fil is vacuuming his head.

we’re making bacon and pasta and garlic and other stuff and i just ate a piece of bacon with onions and did the i love eating bacon dance in the kitchen which essentially is the running man but then i felt like a gay so i came here to write about it on my blog.

fil shaved off the majority of his facial hair and now looks twelve years old and i went mentally retarded and cut more hair off so it is long on one side and all hacked-off on the other and is ten different lengths oh and i also gave fil another bad haircut. we look like kindergarden rejects.

i’ll post pictures tomorrow.

do you believe in saving the environment?

yes

well why don’t you start by picking up some trash like me?