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i had the best dream. i was getting all these amazing clothes FOR FREE and i had awesome hair too and a rad bmx bike.

last nite fil and i watched back-to-back episodes of ready or not. you can be jealous of that.

we went to the cottage this weekend for martin’s birthday and i drank myself awesome and we pretty much burned everything on their property.

i had the spins and i made fil tell me a story so i wouldn’t be sick and he made some shit up about a family of settlers who do weird practises with animals and people disappear and i believed it and was trying to figure out why the people were disappearing and i was all THEY’RE CANNIBALS THEY FUCKING EAT THE PEOPLE and fil wasn’t responding to my shitty outbursts because he was covering his mouth from laughing and that made me think he couldn’t hear me so i screamed louder. the story went on for twenty minutes and i believed all of it because i am intelligent.

then i dreamt about scary shit.

neil

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