last nite i dreamt i was best friends with paris hilton and i drove her jeep all over town and was wearing her clothes and i backed into this asshole’s car cos he parked it right behind me and i had nowhere else to go so i slammed into it and i was screaming like that fat lady in fried green tomatoes when she smashes up those girls’ car in the supermarket parking lot, like MENTAL, and then the SWAT team was after us and other stupid crap happened like climbing in ceilings and walking on broken glass.
