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i just watched frida and i liked it. i thought selma hayek would be a pompous tit but she wasnt. she was fiery and slutty and had a uni-brow.

fantastic.

i have discovered a new way to annoy fil by way of making gross tongue/mouth noises after eating.

“What are you doing?”

“It tastes good inside my mouth right now so i am tasting it again.”

“Do you like the taste of blood?”

then i drew hitler moustaches on everyone’s face in the globe&mail.

i think the waitress thought i was retarded because i stumbled over asking for a glass of water and asked for a glass of ice and then i asked if the chicken souvlaki on a pita would have garlic sauce on it.

that’s like asking if there are books at the library.

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