i just got a major out of nowhere urge to eat a huge hamburger.
you know one of those greasy ones from some ghetto mom ‘n pop diner? ya one of those.
and i never have hamburger cravings, not until i am out at a restaurant and i end up ordering the special that is usually unrewarding and then whoever i am with orders the burger and i won’t shut up until i am granted a bite out of it and then three more bites after that and then i promise myself that the next time i will order a burger and i never do.
if i don’t eat a burger right now i will cut off all of my hair!
