last nite we got RETARDED.
i fell down in the snow ten times. i dragged aimee across the floor on her knees because a romantic song came on and we were solid gold dancers of the nite and then i did it again and fil made a video of it and watching it now i can’t figure out what was suppose to be so damn funny about dragging her across the floor on her knees.
oh and i like the snake now. i didn’t like him before but now i do and i was fighting over him with fil and then finally i said something to him like keep your snake boyfriend then i don’t care but then i’d try and take the snake back so i could put its head in my mouth. his name is Nero. i don’t know why.
aimee’s slippers made my feet sweat and when i took them off my feet smelled so derek gave me gold bond powder as an insult but i put it on my feet anyway and it worked.
everything i say is amazing.
