i am going mentally retarded on my walls right now. Coolhandluke says i am a freak. I like it. kinda. i went to the tanning salon today. it was good. my elbows feel dry and scratchy. it is raining today. boo. i work at 6. i missed my crazy appointment again. i suck. so i ate eggs and went to the salon. ever since i wrote that i was jewish i have been receiving emails from nice jewish boys who are all interested in me. heh. maybe i will convert to hasidic judaism and shave my head and then wear a funny wig and kercheif. wtf??

Watched Buffalo 66 last nite. loved it. christina ricci has fat ankles but, well, whatever. being bossed around by a skinny sissy is hot. took ten thousand buses to sherway mall just to eat New York fries with “the works” and walk around and smoke hash. sorry mum.

Gavin from VICE told me he would block my IP if i post anymore irrelevance on the boards. meh.

back to painting.

ps i will let you hang out with me on halloween if you tell me where i can get either
a) hot girl cop costume or
b)hot fuzzy bear-thing costume

thank you

the asshole thinks these are the best webcam photos ever.