I stole this from SINGLEGIRLSYNDROME

i like it.

i dunno why i haven’t linked this earlier. i wanted to keep it to myself, perhaps. meh. anyhow, this dude, dale, is like famous at certain hot spots around the T dot for being drunk and weird and dork-like and well, watch each video and you’ll see what i mean. it is HILARIOUS.

my eyes are burning.

i bought a 16 dollar bottle of sake before work and drank it all and then i spent 24 more dollars on food and 3.99 on tube socks and tomorrow i think i will spend 200 dollars on a jacket because i am missus moneybags.

Here is what I purchased from Honest Ed’s yesterday:

pink loofah thing to scrub my butt in the shower – $2.99

bootleg crappy bruce lee dvd – $6.97

hat-thing – $1.99

shirt-thing – $7.99

fake maroon adidas jacket-thing – $7.99

plastic army men things – 99 cents

jewish keychain because i am jewish – $4.97 but actually paid $2.99 for it because i am a scammer

white, fluffy fake polar bear fuck-me on the hardwood floor by my fireplace rug-thing – $24.99

another hat-thing – $2.99

bouncy balls – 99 cents

and then other things i can’t remember