This is what my hair looks like after not being washed for three days. Funny, not so different from when I actually wash that shit. buh.

Ok, so i’m not getting married. I lied about that. It was good to receive twenty pieces of email on the subject, however. You guys are so silly. You believe anything I say. That’s great. Here is something that is one-hundred per cent true – I found a Nigerian Boyfriend. It makes me so happy!

I have an earache and cramps and my room is destroyed and I have 130 dollar steve madden boots and a trillion dollar cell phone and spent sixty-three dollars and twenty-three cents on a hat and a scarf and yesterday I got so much sleep it was disgusting. Buuuuut i have this new girlyfriend who calls me! Woah. And she is going to make me a turkey sandwich and let me watch cartoons at her place before i go to work. SNAP! At first she hated me and so did her other friend but now they like me and laugh at everything i say. almost.

This dude keeps coming over to feed my roommate’s cat because me and coolhandluke (yes he lives with me now) are too dumb apparently to do it ourselves. She has decided to move out already to this place across the street. i kept being cranky and saying, no you can’t smoke in here because i am allergic to it and the girl upstairs has/had cancer. So the girl who is making me a turkey sandwich is moving in Nov.1 and Coolhandluke moved in a week ago. PARTYHOUSE 2002! However I do miss my other roommate who moved back to Scotland. He was super, chill and if something went on fire he would be all, meh, whatever and throw it in the backyard. sigh.

I have a mentor who is helping me be focused on writing The last Minx. He sends me emails that say, “Good. I want you to know that what you are doing is very good and I think you should keep doing it.”