whats’ up with chix wearing short shorts and plastik sandals the very first hot and sunny day? their toenails are gnarly and their heels all dry and red and still irritable from the cold weather and their legs so pale and chalky


damn dem leafs


having the munchies after beer when there is no fude in the house is so sad

i concocted a platter of half-assed popkorn and bbq steak, cold and co-agulated frum being in the fridge for 2 days, pizza pop, more beer, half a boiled potato with pepper on it (also in the fridge for 2 days)

more beer

………..Then the leafs lose and i get this awesum idea to give myself a haircut from the back of my neck. i am a dumbFukk


i was bored at work the other day so i put this NaturOil in my hair to make it greasy, then i made it into a moHawK and kept a straight face with each customer i served, dark circles under my eyes for an added bonus.

i hate women who shop in hardware stores. they don’t know anything and act all helpless,
“Maybe we should ask the man to help us? He knows what to do? No?”

gawdDammit. i have arms too u Re-fucking Tard