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SWAGBAG HAG

who’s ready for some more frivolous shit? it’s basically all my brain can handle about now.

great bags. same ones at the precious metal gala. i didn’t get them that time though cos i got the VIP bag. but now i have two. WIN.

fil‘s bag, dude version, was lacking pretty much all dude stuff. britt said the guy bags had guy underwear. not this one. scant pickings. also we hoovered all the food products last nite while watching life aquatic with pitt on the couch and it was all very delicious thank you very much.

fil said the only useful thing in his was the scotch tape haha whatever engineer. look at all that dove ish SO useful you ding dong. i read this at first glance as anouse gel like how borat would say it. wawawewa!

i just put some of the bottom tube around my eyes and it doesn’t burn and when i get up next to look in the mirror there better not be any lines!

i have so many razors too bad i’m not emo (get it cutting joke)(oh blow me).

ha i just gave one of these away. luckily this one doesn’t expire til december.

now for mine.

fil dismantled everything in his bag so here is my little dove box.

dove, you owe me one. nice finally some handwash for the kitchen. i’m tired of washing my hands with hippie dish soap.

as we were leaving i dug through pitt’s bag and saw this tin and thought NICE score perfume. nope, definitely not perfume.

whoever had to fold these into tiny flat squares musta hated life so bad doing that. i did it a few times and it wasn’t easy. maybe it’s cos i am feeling so smart today.

they look and feel awesome.

so glad i forgot about this last nite as i am pretty sure we’d of annihilated it.

this is the pouch those eye cream things came in.

amazing. i have a feeling i will be buying up some more of these in different colours. remember when monica lewinsky was on barbara walters wearing that lip gloss from the gap and then the next day everyone went out in droves to buy it up in that shade? i forget what the shade was called but anyway, people are insane. the gap must’ve loved the shit out of her. i mention this cos joe is the gap for cheapskates. same company you knew that.

or i could just use a highlighter.

tastes so good too.

thanks to roulette i have these fugly little things. each 4000 fake money dollars got you one. i gave one away to pitt (i think) and to britt. and each 1000 got you a ballot to win a blackberry.

as i was going through all the junk pamphlets to recycle i was a bit bummed to think of the total waste of paper this thick book was but then i (luckily) peeked inside…

good one you guys. hot pink lined too!

this didn’t come in the gift bag but it was on the bed anyway, my bro unagi has a new record out called reinventing the eel i’m putting it on itunes right now i know it will impress.

ok here are some of fil’s photos from last nite.

that would be the black version of my grey dress. britt also has it in purple. i think i might have to permanently borrow them.

i had maje gamble fever last nite i want to play real life roulette RIGHT NOW.

i didn’t really get what i was doing as this guy had a v thick accent when he was explaining it to me i sort of understood but was also just picturing sharon stone in casino in my head and running with that oh god i love that scene so much when she throws the chips in the air and de niro is so into it then the scene freezes and that song comes on Love Is Strange by Mickey & Sylvia SO GOOD (i enjoyed the fact that he was a dead ringer for hank azaria and he also slipped one of my coloured chips on the winning numbers when i wasn’t looking, nice guy) but then pitt got in there and showed me the ropes and i got the hang of it.

seriously what happened to those hobo cups? we each bought one for 5 dollars and then that was to make each drink one dollar cheaper after that, did anyone actually use one to get the discount? two words: icerberg vodka. may as well be moonshine. ughh.

things got kinda sloppy after awhile. britt what is that orange wristband for? enza supermodel took our photos and i didn’t smile in any of them so she made us do ‘em over she also said holding our tin cups was kinda trashy. HA HA. yes that makes me want to smile big time! where would those pictures turn up?

jesus watch this video for the song i referenced above, this is ewan mcgregor’s first acting role. Ewan McGregors first acting role, done 6 months from completing acting school, and he never looked back. skip to 30 seconds in.

7 thoughts on “SWAGBAG HAG

  1. Aw, that song reminds me of when I used to obsessively dance to the “Dirty Dancing” soundtrack as a little kid.

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