fil goes to the dentist every six months and i haven’t been since i was 18. he says all my teeth are going to rot and fall out of my head and no one will love me and i said well nobody loves me now so whatever. being dramatic is fun.

yesterday on the patio with fil and another woman who talks a lot and is boring and doesn’t make the conversation focus on me so i totally zoned out and thought of a short story idea that is pretty gay and i asked for a pen and she didn’t have one and fil desperate for the woman to shut up asked me the idea and i said oh it’s a story about this rich weird lady who lives all alone in this small town and she like has all this money and she buys a golf cart and drives it around town to buy groceries. best. story. idea. ever.

right now fil is pretending to be slash in the living room with his guitar and outside you can still hear all this shitty jazz music playing, i fucking swear after this weekend i never ever want to hear jazz music again, ever.

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Hi, I have read your article on being a slut
I am a good looking guy, 25 years, and I do have girlfriend(23) I love her and she loves me, but I do really think a lot and get very excited about idea that she wears miniskirts and flirts and is a slut like you are writing about….could you help me please with some typs how to help her to do it, what to do with her, where to go with her, what to buy her…emagine yourself…girls know what girls like you know and that is whay I am asking you….
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J.