everyone this is sarah‘s livejournal and she is noel’s girlfriend remember she is that girl with long hair and fucked up bangs i always take pictures of. k bye.

i’m starving and if i don’t get a coffee in me right now i am going to SPLODE! yesterday i did not get conditioner and i did not shower either and today fil is not going to work because his fingers are messed up and so i rolled over in bed and tried to go back to sleep and he’s all HEY WHAT ARE YOU DOING and i’m all I’M SLEEPING and he’s all WHY and i’m all COS I’M TIRED.

true story, i know, it gets better.

and then i’m all HEY WHAT IS THIS COS YOU’RE NOT WORKING IS IT PAY ATTENTION TO FIL DAY!?

so now i am awake wearing my stupid gay dress with leg warmers and sandals and down syndrome hairdo.

fsoig;h 3htfdkgnd

the young slutty girl down the hall moved out and now some yuppie loves there i think, i just heard him in the alley talking about going to cuba and scuba diving. the apartment next to him there is this french couple and everytime they are in the alley or the hallway they are always speaking french and it’s like the most beautiful thing to listen to and i pretend that we are all in a soap opera together and i’m the crazy shut-in down the hall that they never speak to. anyway.

i smell

i have to walk all the way to the pharmacy with fucked up hair to buy some conditioner

i went to the coffee shop wearing the most ridiculous shirt and booty shorts ever and it felt like everyone knew about my stupid outfit and were personally offended by it

and then i saw a boy and girl on a date and the girl said now tell me everything about you and the boy was like uuuuuuuhhhhhhhh duuuurrr

i wonder what kind of conditioner i will buy today

maybe i will buy the most expensive brand with all the bells and whistles and gimmicks

the dude who works there is a homo who tries to push pills on people

that’s what i heard

dude, push away

i missed the season premiere of survivor, did anyone tape it? if you watched it email me and tell me EVERYTHING.

DORITOS PART DEUX

last nite in bed i brought the bag of doriots with me that just won’t leave me alone and i ate a couple and was soonly grossed out but then fil went all fat girl psychotic and ate the crap out of them and i asked him if he was in love with eating and he said yes and then i asked if he loved doritos more than me and he said while he is eating them yes but when he is done eating he loves me again and then i asked if he loved the daily show more than he loved me and he said while it is on he loves the daily show more and then i asked if he loved the cat more than me and that’s when things got hysterical.

happy birthday dude.

right now i am eating the shit out of some doritos and i cannot stop and my stomache is aching from it and i am practising pink floyd’s fearless cos it is band practise tonite but it is hard to sing when you have a million doritos in your mouth oh well.

I am – ignoring YOU says:

wanna make out

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i am guessin the lithium hasn’t kicked in yet

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haha

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joking

raymi says:

i dont take that shite anymore

I am – ignoring YOU says:

mental health is no laughin matter

raymi says:

thanks genius

raymi says:

why are you such a pretentious dick

I am – ignoring YOU says:

i am not

raymi says:

yes you are

I am – ignoring YOU says:

what do you mean?

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i am on online celbrity

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with celebrite comes ego

raymi says:

you arent a celebrity

I am – ignoring YOU says:

ask around

raymi says:

um hi everyone is some random guy who talks shit to me on msn famous?

raymi says:

i dont even know your name

I am – ignoring YOU says:

internet celebrity status comes fromt he blog

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i don’t even talk shit to you

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i love you

raymi says:

what drunkenstepfather? why dont you fucking link to me then you piece of shit

I am – ignoring YOU says:

i dont know

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i dont update often

I am – ignoring YOU says:

there are better ppl to link to

I am – ignoring YOU says:

you’re too depressing

I am – ignoring YOU says:

i will link to you eventually….no doubt

raymi says:

so should i wear bright pink then and have my underwear sticking out and hold a water bottle and hang out at movenpik

I am – ignoring YOU says:

where is movenpik?

raymi says:

how am i depressing, all i do is post photos of arty bullshit and talk about drinking and movies i rent

raymi says:

your website is terrible anyway