Jamie says:

what about that guy who told you to RTFM for your audio software?

Jamie says:

what a jerk

raymi says:

we recorded that shit so ghettoly on purpose

raymi says:

what does rtfm mean

Jamie says:

read the fucking manual

raymi says:

i thought it was raymi the fucking minx

raymi says:

OH

raymi says:

ha

i really want to tell you about all of the things that we made explode at the cottage on saturday and put up all of the pictures but i sort of don’t feel like it. maybe i’ll put up a few pictures. anyway, we used lots of gasoline and lighter fluid and aerosol cans of PAM and wd-40 and shaving cream cos these tards next door were setting offcherry bombs ALL NITE LONG like every 5 minutes so we made a pearl harbour and shut them the fuck up. serious i have never seen an explosion before, you wouldn’t believe it if i told you.

i just got back from grabbing a coffee and these dinkheads in the window were discussing music and one said bla bla you know that john lennon many many years from now will be known as the mozart of our time and then this other genius says yeah well all his songs were about drugs you know and the first garbage-mouth says REALLY!? and then they both start humming and singing day tripper together and i look around and of course i am the only person who is privy to this big pile of embarrassment happening and the top of my head explodes.

and like, “of our time” ? dude was shot 25 years ago.

and please don’t say stupid shit in my comments now about john lennon being the shit and everything cos i know, i’m just as big a fan.

then i go to do my cream and sugar thing and a woman is standing at the station putting some honey into her dyke-tea and so i go to pour a little excess coffee out of my cup into that vent-thing and she does this big showy jump backwards out of the way so i pour a bit more out and she grunts and jumps back again, i’m like wtf this is a CONTROLLED EXCESS COFFEE POUR-OFF DEVICE STOP JUMPING AWAY FROM ME LIKE I AM DUMPING ACID AT YOUR FEET.

sometimes i totally regret having ever gone outside.

i love this guy.

seeing as my first song was a MASSIVE HIT i will put the other one up already.

daddymeansyou

get ready to listen to the best song in the universe. jack and i recorded it in NYC when i was 18.

iruleit.

and yes i wrote the lyrics too. the first one is a .m4a whatever that is but here it is also as an .mp3 for you dumb people who don’t know how to save things.

and i know that iruleit is a gay name but i had to think of one on the spot right now so that’s what it is. oh and also because it is the best song in the universe therefore that makes me rule it.

i’ll put up another one next week.

i tried to watch that movie taxi but the first ten minutes is just too ridiculous to stomache. queen latifah is this cycle courier who does all this insane biking around nyc, through macy’s and off the brooklyn bridge onto the top of a truck, down into the subway and through the open doors and dodges all these cars and shit like wtf?

and then she gets back to her courier stand and everyone is all like HOLLA! and then her hot tall model boyfriend shows up and is all lovey-dovey and in a bad mood cos she is all obsessed with her bicycle and becoming a cabbie and she gets this souped up part for the engine and she is like cumming in her pants over it meanwhile hot model boyfriend has a candlelit dinner waiting for her at home and she misses it cos she has to go wait in line for her cabbie license.

fuck that.