fil is really anal about parking his new car and i get annoyed and then he gets annoyed at my being annoyed and then we have to “talk about our feelings” and “discuss” shit.
anyway, last nite we drove around the block 4 times to find a spot that was suitable enough for fil to park and i sighed really loud the third loop we made and fil got all huffy and we were having a little bit of a spat, nothing really, anyway as we are getting out and about to give each other the silent treatment for the following half hour, all these tiny crabapples fall from the tree and PLONK plonk PLONKED onto his car as fil and i were looking across each other over the roof and i busted out laughing.
i’m dying my hair black again AGAIN again. hopefully i won’t get dye everywhere. it has to be done because my hair is too soft and nice-looking so i have to fuck things up but also my roots are quite long.
here’s another totally hilarious thing that i said this weekend at boston pizza!
the waitress dumped like 20 creamers on our table with our coffees and later came back and asked if we wanted more coffee and as she was walking away i exclaimed to the entire bar CAN WE HAVE MORE CREAM TOO!? and she nods yes and i go I’M KIDDING and pointed to the pile of creamers and then everyone was like THAT WAS HA-LARIOUS and i was like I KNOW!
we were standing on the stoop outside the pub after four 15 year olds tried to get in to tie one on, they were wearing tutu’s and mardi gras beads and everyone was like wtf?! so fil and i start taking the piss at them amongst ourselves and there is this man standing near us also and turns out he’s the father of one of those girls meanwhile fil is saying OH I DON’T HAVE ANY BEADS BUT HOW ABOUT A PEARL NECKLACE?
we rescued a dog saturday nite, he was wandering around this neighborhood, limping, old-looking and confused and it was pissing rain so we called the humane society and i got out of the car and followed him around a bit to make sure he wouldn’t run off and an hour late the humane society came and took him away. i knocked on a couple people’s doors and one guy was all doiii i saw him wandering around earlier which really pissed me off, like fuck, this isn’t even our neighborhood, YOU LIVE HERE AND YOU COULDN’T BE OUT HERE WITH THIS DOG YOURSELF!? instead he was sitting around his fucking livingroom watching tv and staring out the window at this poor dog and then being annoyed by our headlights through his window cos we’re the ones dealing with it.
