last nite i had nightmares about my front teeth being smashed out and i looked like a terrible hick and i think it’s cos i am going to the dentist for a cleaning for the first time since i was 18, almost 5 years. i’m scared. my dentist is mean. he gets really disappointed when i have cavities and i know i will have at least ten and one of my fillings fell out a long time agao and i didn’t say anything about it so he’ll be pissed about it but i’ll be all whatever dude YOU are the one who put it in there, maybe you should be re-considering your dentistry skills instead of coming down on some girl who hasn’t seen you in five years BECAUSE YOU ARE A FUCKING ASSHOLE!
guess what world there is free shipping over at cafepress and it ends december 6th so when you order my book just mark it as a gift and you won’t have to pay shipping. i just realised this now though, sorry everyone else.
three seconds into practise i spilled red wine all over my white hoodie and it got in my hair, all over my face and in my RIGHT EYE ON MY EYEBALL WTF!?! it fucking hurt dude!
When I first went to your blog I wanted to play you in a movie. I wanted to wear ties with saints on them and dye my hair black and be in a band and drink gin and be all witty and tempestuous like you are. I don’t think I could ever actually do it though because I always end up screwing up characters and they end up completely like me, and I don’t drink gin and take naked pictures of myself and I’m just not witty so it just wouldn’t work. So maybe you should do a movie one day, I mean, I’m not saying that you should, I’m just saying I could see it being really good. I can imagine it being all indie and sort of pretentious. But pretty, with lots of shots of dandelions swaying in fast forward and broken grocery carts in ditches and kids laughing and maybe there would be something sad like a dead rabbit on the side of the road and an ‘OPEN’ sign with the E burnt out. At least that’s what I see in you. I don’t know.
so i’m gonna be a slutty ms. claus this friday at the mod club. wheee. come and see me and all these other people:
The Andy Kim Christmas Show w/ Ron Sexsmith, Shaye, Andy Stochansky, Danny Michel, Esthero, Haydain Neale of Jacksoul, The Hidden Cameras and Jully Black
December 2nd, 2005 at Mod Club in Toronto.
4-10pm
ps. dude from the santa claus parade will be the santa at this event. sweet.
i bought marketable depression today because i’ve been enjoying your blog for over a year now and that comes out to about two bucks a month. this makes me feel like a cheap bastard.
even more so, i cant imagine being able to write about all of the nonsense in my life and then being able to share that with others. this takes courage and my little purchase celebrates that.
