get ready to explode looking at cuteoverload.com

it is old man fil’s birthday this saturday and he will be thirty-one years old and then it is noel’s birthday on sunday and he will also be thirty-one years old. i have been trying to get fil to open his birthday present everyday since i bought it but he is one of those gays who are all into being surprised and i am all LOOK AT IT NOW!! HEY PHIL LETS OPEN YOUR PRESENTS!!!!!

nobody likes me.

i like how all my friends are like HEY RAYMI MOVE BACK TO THE CITY WE’LL HANG OUT ALL THE TIME and now that i am here they’re like, avoiding me. that’s fine, i can make new friends. if you want to be my new REAL LIFE friend email me your phone number and you can buy me lunch! I AM SERIOUS!

anyway, i am listening to the ipod machine right now so i can’t hear how loud i am farting.

also something that drives me MENTALLY INSANE in a major way is when i am finished showering and towelling-off, well before i towel-off i squeegee my body with my hands and once i get to the crack of my ass there are like a hundred hairs stuck in there, hairs from my head, long black ones and so i have to pull them all out and most of the time my tile wall hair art consists of hairs that have been in my butt. ha phil! burn on you!

read jen good’s review of MD.

i guilted her into buying it by saying look i know you and matt don’t know how to read but maybe you should get my book because YOU ARE BOTH THANKED IN IT!

Raymi,

I received your book yesetrday and I missed my ‘International migrations’ 1pm class because of it :-< You must get only good feedback so it will just be another boring email but hear this: You have balls. I fucking respect that, especially in Art. Your prose is unafraid and yet you admit being afraid sometimes, the writing is vulnerable but in a don’t-give-a-fuck-nothing-to-lose-way. It is fair to say, I believe, that this is quite rare in waves of Post Modern cynical literature. And it’s refreshing, because you’re Gen Y but you’re not cynical. Jaded yes, sad maybe, but at the end of the day very much alive, as funny as it may sound to you. And this life, as shitty as it can be sometimes, you pass it on to your readers and maybe they in turn turn you into some kind of icon just because they have no one else to look up to, or maybe because they recognize themselves in you, but at the end of the day what you do is just what artists do: make other people’s lives more meaningful. So fuck, we owe you one for being fearless yet full of fears and doubts, Raymi. Jessica

i made an amazon wishlist because i am egotistical and greedy but i don’t know how to figure out my url for it so if you want to buy me a christmas present then send me an email and i will email it to you.

raymi says:

tell noel to update his goddamn flickr

raymi says:

and u sarah need to update yer blog thing

sarah says:

will do

sarah says:

been mostly friends only recently

sarah says:

do you still sign in?

raymi says:

not really

raymi says:

i guess i should

sarah says:

NOEL UPDATE YOUR FLICKR I KNOW YOU ARE READING THIS

raymi says:

AND TOUCHING YOUR BALLS

sarah says:

PLEASE UPDATE WITH PHOTOS OF YOU TOUCHING YOUR BALLS WHILST READING OUR MSN CONVOS

raymi says:

YES

yuula says:

yes

ps. now i am afraid of farting

pps. ok i’m lying, i still am farting as much as possible but still in the back of my mind i am thinking, is this going to be THE ONE!?