we are going to see memoirs of a geisha today with fil’s mum and finally a movie that i don’t have to talk the whole way through cos she read the book like me, too bad aimee can’t come. sorry aimee. fil said he is going to bring a book to read during the film. yeah right, he is going to be totally mesmerized and enchanted and decorate our room with cherry blossoms and kimono fabric once he sees this movie. i am already getting super emotional and ADD about it.

last nite i dreamt i did the nasty with johnny knoxville and he somehow was a publicist for kurt cobain and then i was with lindsay lohann and my mum picked us up at my elementary school so we went to see a movie with my dad and my mum and dad were fighting in front of lindsay lohann and i said YOU GUYS DON’T YOU KNOW HER DAD IS IN JAIL!?

very awesome moment.

then lindsay said she would go out with me for halloween and i could be a celebrity and she would be a civillian and i was like WORD!

yesterday we did not go outside all day long and today is the same. i think that when i finally do go out my body’s immune system will not be strong enough to fight off all the cooties out there so the second my foot hits the sidewalk i will get aids cancer the flu SARS struck by lightning ten stab wounds chicken pox the gout hepatits a b and c smallpox plague scurvy bird flu west nile norwalk virus bee stings snake bites bats flying at my head attacked by a landshark tackled by some wolverines and rocks thrown at me by little kids.

oh and papercuts on all my fingers except for two which will be blowed off my hand by a roman candle.

anything else?

oh i almost forgot jaundice.

this picture pretty much sums up everything about me.

at one point i tried to get everyone to talk about me and my blog as much as possible, that was the best 20 seconds of my life.

fil’s ass got groped by a tiny malaysian dude and i told him it was fine just as long as they didn’t kiss.

meanwhile i am kissing every girl that i can.

at one point i was dancing in the street well not really, i was doing the hands on knees cross your arms over like an X over and over and knock your knees together and i figured it would help us get a cab faster but then three blew by us with their lights on so i stopped. then we got in a van cab and someone had left their to-go cup in the back.

samir walked right by us on his way out of sutra so fil and i waited and watched him through the window and got all panicky thinking we ditched him. serves him right saying goodbye to every single person in the bar in SLOW MOTION!

ATTENTION NERDS!

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NOT SURE WHAT TIME YET!

ME AND PAIGE WILL BE THERE ALONG WITH OTHER FAMILIAR FACES! YOU DON’T HAVE TO BE A BLOGGER TO ATTEND!

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Johnny mo ( white trash workin class chump) says:

oh. yeah.. by the way. dxm on the bus.. fucking crazy

Johnny mo ( white trash workin class chump) says:

i dont know if you remember that conversation a while back

raymi says:

woah i do how did it turn out

Johnny mo ( white trash workin class chump) says:

well we spent 3 days on the bus.. we met this chick who became our bus buddy.. even tough we were speaking jibberish 90 percent of the time

Johnny mo ( white trash workin class chump) says:

the first nigt was ok we took a low dose .. kind of got chatty and had some jimi hendrix type visuals to the beat of our headphones.

Johnny mo ( white trash workin class chump) says:

but the next day we upped it up to 700 mg each..

Johnny mo ( white trash workin class chump) says:

we downed it all then this old hippie dude came and smoked a joint with us in the toilet. which kicked it into high gear

Johnny mo ( white trash workin class chump) says:

i spent the next 6 hours listening to chemical brothers and flying through space on a mystical couch..

raymi says:

hahaha

Johnny mo ( white trash workin class chump) says:

yeah i could feel the wind on my face and at one point i high fived god

Johnny mo ( white trash workin class chump) says:

the third day was a bit much though. we just got too wasted. it took about 15 to stuble frome the bus to the bathroom

Johnny mo ( white trash workin class chump) says:

plus by that time my shoes had melded with my feet though some sort of new fungus..

raymi says:

did u get sketchy, did u puke? i hate that stuff

Johnny mo ( white trash workin class chump) says:

nah..

Johnny mo ( white trash workin class chump) says:

no sketchy no puking

raymi says:

i crawled all over my kitchen floor for an hour with this dude

Johnny mo ( white trash workin class chump) says:

lots of crazy conversations..

Johnny mo ( white trash workin class chump) says:

HAHAH

Johnny mo ( white trash workin class chump) says:

that kind of shit happened when i took triptonite

Johnny mo ( white trash workin class chump) says:

we met this one dude who works at a call center for male enhancement.. and does some soft core porn

Johnny mo ( white trash workin class chump) says:

he had some interestng stories about old dudes calling up for a package upgrade

Johnny mo ( white trash workin class chump) says:

good times

raymi says:

nice

i tried to spell my name cos everyone else was doing it even though samir’s word i don’t know what it was suppose to mean?

ps. no i am not crapping in the snow, i am peeing, hence the “tried to spell my name” line. if i knew how to spell my name in crap then i think i would be on to something.

last nite i was an obnoxious loud lecherous perv and french-kissed the entire universe and tried to be romantic in girls’ ears about it like “when i first saw you in that dress i was thinking to myself how beautiful you were….” then halfway through my please make out with me speech i’d start giggling and laughing so the girl is all pffft this REALLY makes me want to kiss you now raymi and i’m like NO NO I MEANT IT I’M SERIOUS so then i tried again, “so you are gorgeous and unique and have a commanding precense..sdgfjdsg;rekvg4gid…” some more hysterical nervous drunken laughter then i just put my stupid mouth all over hers and she was all you have soft lips you are the first girl i have kissed with tongue and i said well, i’m sorry about that and then i realised what i said and went well, i mean, i have kissed so many girls before you, but then i realised that was an even worse thing to say so i went the pervy diatribe route and said i mean you’re hot and i am disgustlor, you could do better.

i tried to get girls to kiss fil but they didn’t want to, aw.

we hung out with stefan from degrassi and that guy from UNCUT and we’ve decided we will only hang out with celebrities from now on and possibly their significant others if they are lucky.

everytime people walked past the porch or wherever it was we were smoking i screamed out 2006 YO! THINK ABOUT IT!

i think it was funny at the time.

Yvonne had her hair like princess leia and i said YOUR HAIR IS IN KNOTS because i thought it was funny. she didn’t. though it started everyone off on knot/rope puns so whatever. i might even have said EXCUSE ME YOUR HAIR IS IN KNOTS which is worse maybe.

we smoked cigars at duncan’s indoors and i felt kind of bad about it so i slunk off to the livingroom and butted mine out and came back and brendan was left being the only douche bag and he’s all WHAT THE HELL RAYMI and everyone was giving him looks and shaking their heads thinking well I never!

more later when i remember it.