i am EXermaciserLOR! or is it excermaciserlor? there are too many ‘s’ and ‘c’ noises in that word.
it’s ok i know i am scary-looking ARRRRR!
today i finally called my family doctor’s office to make an appointment with a specialist for my IUD. for everyone who is stupid, IUD stands for intergalactic utility device and it makes you not have babies because it lives in your cervix for 2 1/2 years and christians and catholics think you are a murderer everytime you have your period because of it. there is also an IUD that can stay in you for 5 years but i’m done with having a foreign implement in my body for that long without checking it out.
so i guess i have been a murderer for two and a half years.
so yeah my appointment isn’t until late march, almost three months after the expiry date.
oh well.
the woman at the doc’s office tried to have a fight with me over who was suppose to call who and referral this and referral that so i got huffy and was all OH YEAH JUST ASK MY DOCTOR RIGHT NOW SHE WILL KNOW WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT EVERYTIME I HAVE TRIED TO MAKE AN APPOINTMENT WITH YOU YOU HAVE ALREADY LEFT FOR THE DAY and she says well i don’t have the piece of paper and i said I KNOW THAT’S COS YOU ARE NEVER THERE FOR ME TO SHOW IT TO YOU SO MY DOCTOR TOLD ME TO CALL YOU THE NEXT DAY she says yes but i can’t do anything without the paper then i said
CONSIDER THIS PHONECALL YOUR PIECE OF PAPER!!!!!!!
there i am at fourteen, maybe fifteen. i am sad because i miss my boyfriend and am melodramatic. i eventually dumped him so i could have sex with 29 year olds. gross.
that’s me at 18 in new york, yup also dating a 29 year old. maybe when i am 40 i will be dating a 29 year old.
ward and i use to go to this chinese food buffet all the time cos it was 5 dollars, that was before i moved to nyc and pretty much how i got fat.
what a dyke. look at that hair.
sorry spartan!
that’s me and to your left is james. he was my promdate. i brought ecstasy to prom, shitty ecstasy, i felt nothing. i walked into a wall after drinking straight from a bottle of tequila at the after-party. i also was elected MOST HUMOROUS by the prom commity/student council and they gave me a whoopie cushion and a diploma. score! i came up with the url james uses in highschool yo!
ew.
my head looks tiny.
me in maine age 18. jeff i want that shirt back!
me and anna from berlin in toronto now i am 19 and totally fucking going crazy. that’s when i was an “online model”
i love that picture. i never met that guy. he’s an artist-something.
me with the neighbourhood kicked me out of the band gang
when noel dumped me over email (which i posted on my blog and is still up, go find it) i went to visit jamie in nyc.
this was the last art system party and i go go danced for it, more like did blow drank 50’s and walked around in my underwear and hung out with penis guy what? nice tribal tattoo. hahahaa.
here i am trying to show online masturbators that i am a “real person” and i have street-cred.
that’s me and cheryl and a penis drink cup thing and i am pretty much a misogynist and the bitches love/d it.
here we are again at mod club halloween a long time ago when it was at revival. we(i) pretty much got cheryl fired that nite from her job working cosmetics at shopper’s, i called in and left a message as her mom at 8 in the morning completely fucking wasted. sorry.
gwyneth paltrow haircut phase again.
look i’m hip before hipster was hip. that’s the same week i spent in nyc with jamie post-noel.
today i am going to exermacise and then i am going to spend 7 hours playing we love katamari and then when my pupils are dilated the size of anime characters i will sew some felt friends for emo kids. FFFEK! new company name! GENIUS! maybe i will sew a felt journal or a book of poetry! first i am going to try and make a cigarette for the punk rock kids.
toronto lesbian friends are welcome to come over today and make felt people with me.
last nite we went to get the new vice at american apparel rather i did and also bought a forty dollar shirt and fil got mad at me when i finally got back to the car and i was all I DIDN’T EVEN TRY IT ON! it was worth it though. WORTH IT!
