am i the only one on the internet today? the only person reading my blog? feels like it. there are zero comments. i’m going to find fil’s polaroid camera and buy film so i can sell signed polaroids of me and you for five dollars this friday.

fun.

if you live in toronto and know how to knit cute little things like this please come over to my place and teach me. i will make you lunch the days you come over and will pay you some money once i complete a tiny animal-thing to prove that i actually know how to knit. oh and i prefer girls, no offense boys.

please come over RIGHT NOW!

otherwise i will become impatient and cut up some bedsheets and sew them together in the form of a cat or a bear and if i give one to my neice she will start crying and all other children will be frightened of me.

you are also not allowed to tell the world how bad i am at learning how to knit ie dumb.

merkley??? says:

admit you liked my new photos because they are partially nude

raymi says:

i will go look now

raymi says:

woah

raymi says:

booooiiiiiiing

merkley??? says:

did you just do a boner sound?

raymi says:

yes

raymi says:

this one has a lip ring

merkley??? says:

oh yeah

merkley??? says:

she’s a sad romantic

raymi says:

shes 17 whatever shes not even a person yet

merkley??? says:

thats a lie

merkley??? says:

shes 22

raymi says:

u lost coolness points for saying sad romantic

merkley??? says:

damn

merkley??? says:

well thats what she is — how about pathetic goth instead

raymi says:

hahhha

raymi says:

thats better

merkley??? says:

she’s nice

raymi says:

whatever

merkley??? says:

ha ha

raymi says:

snore

new crap to buy.

also, i am dropping the price of marketable depression to $17.99!

because cid attacked me because his precious boyfriend fil left for work i have decided to do everything in my power to annoy the crap out of him. i went back to bed for a little nap and the evil cat followed me there so i stuck my toe out from under the blankets (for some reason toes make cid turn into a spastic lunatic) and put the toe back under again and so he tried to eat my toe for a little while, i continued teasing him right up to the point of him becoming dangerously feral so i stopped poking my toe out which made him more insane and he manically tried to dig through the mattress with his little paws over and over and then stopped then something strange happened, he began growling very low and spooky and decided that his tail was after him so he spent 5 minutes trying to destroy it and he had it between his paws and he licked it then bit it then it flicked away from him so he had to catch it again and by this time his growling was louder so i got scared and hid under the blankets and fell asleep.

the end.

it’s not even ten am and cid has already attacked me.

i loved memoirs of a geisha and so did fil despite his upward of twenty attempts at sawing logs during it. fil’s mum loved it too. so there. everyone else who says/said it was bad or mocking the book (noel) is extremely gay and ugly.

raymi says:

hi kenny hotz!

raymi says:

more like kenny NOTS!

Lenny Plotz says:

dont u dare give out my email…..

Lenny Plotz says:

please

raymi says:

i wont!

raymi says:

who do u think i am

Lenny Plotz says:

phew

raymi says:

so you are working on south park right now or is that a secret?

Lenny Plotz says:

no i’m finished working on sp. but i have just spent the last 2 weeks dueling with matt on his new xbox360, we are fifa soccer crazy and total addicts we play almost everyday

Lenny Plotz says:

those guys are close pals and i totally thinks they are fukn comedy icons

raymi says:

can you get them to be my penpal boyfriends?

raymi says:

or make a character based on raymi

Lenny Plotz says:

they wouldnt do 1 on me….

raymi says:

have you played burnout for xbox?

Lenny Plotz says:

though now people think i’m ‘kenny’

raymi says:

well that’s cos you are boring like this zzzzzz…

raymi says:

thats cool

raymi says:

are you coming back to canada?

Lenny Plotz says:

ya if i’m boring the girlz of canada are in big trouble

Lenny Plotz says:

who cares i’m boring.

raymi says:

you are insecure

Lenny Plotz says:

you’re a real toronto girl i can tell, no wonder nobody gets laid in canada

raymi says:

i dont like when you and your mom trick spenny and lie to him that’s not fair

Lenny Plotz says:

no i’m a narcisist

raymi says:

i am not a real toronto girl, i grew up in mississauga yo and ********

raymi says:

i keeps it real

Lenny Plotz says:

sorry g nigga’

raymi says:

took you forever to come up with that one

Lenny Plotz says:

ya i wracked my brain

Lenny Plotz says:

it’s still early here

raymi says:

right

raymi says:

what did you do for new years

Lenny Plotz says:

still smoking?

Lenny Plotz says:

played xbox360 at matt’s all night long

raymi says:

total fag

Lenny Plotz says:

ya i’m a fag cuz i’m playing xbox

raymi says:

how old are you

Lenny Plotz says:

old enough to be your boyfriend

raymi says:

nice one

raymi says:

do you know how old i am

Lenny Plotz says:

mental or phy

raymi says:

as in what year was i born

Lenny Plotz says:

phys you look 14

Lenny Plotz says:

mentally – 78

raymi says:

haha

raymi says:

i was born the same year the chicken mcnugget was invented

Lenny Plotz says:

u like me?

Lenny Plotz says:

or spenny?

raymi says:

im 22

raymi says:

you

Lenny Plotz says:

yum

raymi says:

cos you are mean and funny

Lenny Plotz says:

35

Lenny Plotz says:

is that kool?

raymi says:

yes

raymi says:

you should have a who does raymi like more contest with spenny for show

raymi says:

im pretty famous you know

raymi says:

i get like 3000000 hits a day

raymi says:

and i have two books

raymi says:

that episode would get mad ratings

edit:the rest of the conversation was not included due to its extreme graphic content

hey remember when i wrote this!? yeah, i’m radical.