some guy was just whistling in the park and then ten million little kids showed up for daycare recess and i wanted to go out and smoke but i thought that would look too pervy so i waited til recess was over. there’s always some pervy dude conveniently hanging out in the park when the kids show up and it makes me angry, sometimes he walks up to the kids and just stands there watching them. if i was one of those teachers i would tell that guy to fucking leave. but then i thought maybe he is a parent. probably not.
i am informative.
the douchefucks next door are STILL playing their guitar wednesday nites and poorly i might add. fil said he is going to talk to them for me, i fucking hope so otherwise dude is gonna be wearing that guitar as a necklace, neighbour not fil. they’re from yeurope also which is ten times more annoying. YES I AM RACIST AGAINST EUROPEANS EVEN THOUGH I AM ONE SORT OF. that fuckin’ accent and the woman tells us we have to take our wreath down cos the twelfth nite has passed, it came across as rude though i know she didn’t intend for it to be, she’s just weird, european weird you know like that was her extending the olive branch to us. i told fil i am putting “THAT FUCKING WREATH BACK UP” if they didn’t stop with the guitar gay-off olympics.
ps. the epiphany (twelfth nite) is for fags (europeans).
pps. it’s true.
January 11, 2006
drunken stepfather linked me and of course he only had kind and truthful things to say. he is too obese to type my url correctly so i will not be receiving any “fame” or hits from this. such a waste.
today it is paige‘s 22nd birthday and this means that i can take her seriously now. heh. since we’ve gotten drink drank dronk together this means in the blog world that we are best friends, funny how that works. happy birthday you pile of oldness, look forward to your ass dropping and those fuckin’ eyes of yours sagging etc and so on. xo
BID-WAR!
out-bid some other cunty blog reader to be my date for the OK GO/Controller Controller concert at Lee’s Palace in February, you’ll be on guestlist and you can hold my jacket for me and maybe if i feel like it i will let fil come as well.
raymi says:
no one wants to sew with me
raymi says:
is it because i am fat
merkley??? says:
its because you’re bossy
merkley??? says:
like martha stewart
raymi says:
noel said it’s cos my people prefer me online
raymi says:
i wouldnt boss anyone around if they came over i would let them do their own thing and give them booze and then be super super nervous and fiddle with my hair a lot
raymi says:
i would give them a lot of compliments about their sewing also.
merkley??? says:
that cat is at least half turd
raymi says:
are people afraid of me
merkley??? says:
not many people do day activities raymi
raymi says:
some do
merkley??? says:
most people are at work
raymi says:
well they could at least skip work at least once to make a felt animal with raymi
merkley??? says:
true
raymi says:
fil came home for lunch to play katamari with me, why cant people be more like fil?
merkley??? says:
i ask myself the same question
raymi says:
well fine i am going to make thousands of dollars off of my creations and everyone else can make thousands of dollars from their stupid gay jobs
raymi says:
see if i care
merkley??? says:
you should spend ten years on a giant complicated one with every organ in the human body
raymi says:
they already have an exhibit like that at the science centre except with real bodies
merkley??? says:
FELT dammit
raymi says:
I DO NOT HAVE THE PATIENCE TO WORK ON SOMETHING FOR TEN YEARS IT HAS TO BE DONE IN AT LEAST ONE HOUR
merkley??? says:
each organ needs it’s own eyes!
merkley??? says:
start with the liver
merkley??? says:
yours
merkley??? says:
make it sad
merkley??? says:
shit i’m funny
raymi says:
ahahahaha
merkley??? says:
dude
raymi says:
someone just jangled a bunch of keys outside in the hall and went uuuuaaaahhhwww
raymi says:
like they had an orgasm
merkley??? says:
raymis sad liver will be the next cabbage patch doll
raymi says:
gross
merkley??? says:
$$$
raymi says:
i should start selling my clothes
raymi says:
online
merkley??? says:
i just like to tell everybody what to make
merkley??? says:
do it
raymi says:
why don’t you make a fucking felt body
merkley??? says:
felt is for girls
merkley??? says:
and gays
merkley??? says:
i make things out of blood and steel
raymi says:
well seriously i think my liver is pretty fucking happy with itself, it’s getting exactly what it wants and is doing what it is suppose to be doing, hangin’ with toxins
merkley??? says:
party time liver
raymi says:
i dont have grey felt, tho i have black, my liver is probably black
raymi says:
im just gonna sew a bunch of scraps together and hotglue it to a t-shirt or a piece of paper and give it a dumb name and sell it for 5000 dollars
merkley??? says:
liver is more like dark blood colored
raymi says:
oh right i was thinking of lungs
