last nite i sang karaoke and i was amazing. me and fil invented a way to make your fingers feel like testicles, you make a light fist and gently go doink doink on someone’s chin and mouth and it feels like they are being tea-bagged. try it, it’s fun. girl fingers are more realistic because they are soft and unhairy.
i told these girls i don’t know to stop talking over the mic when i was singing heart shaped box and they didn’t think it was as funny as i did.
oh yeah when i stood on this chair a hundred times last nite it almost collapsed on me. and when rannie and his boyfriend showed up i asked what his name was and he’s all JAY and i said what and he said JAY and i said GAY!? then i tried to high-5 them all cos i am funny and my raised arm was up in the air for an hour and no one high-fived me not even paige even though she was sitting right beside me.
at least i didn’t say GET IT!? IT’S FUNNY COS YOU’RE GAY!
jeff marek from mojo radio was there and he said he got his girlfriend josie dye at 102.1 to play my raymioke crap on air a couple years ago. i didn’t even know that!
it has been established that the “it” saying of 2006 is: THINK ABOUT IT. and also that i invented it.
fil thinks that he can let cid play with carl the pickle and get cat hair all over it i just yelled at fil that if he wants it for his stupid cat then he has to BUY IT OFF ME cos i plan to sell it for like, 30 DOLLARS!
I CAN’T STOP YELL-TYPING!
we are going to look at dead bodies today. i hope we can bring cameras.
i asked brendan if i could shove him into “that nerd table over there” and he said yes so i did and then the nerds apologized to him and i went over and scream-asked ARE THEY APOLOGIZING FOR YOU SLAMMING INTO THEIR TABLE!?! and then one said it’s ok raymi, raymi it’s ok. and i was all blargh!? the nerds know my name!! sorry nerds i forget your URLs. one was a judge or something i dunno and i said YEAH WELL THAT GUY OVER THERE IS A COP!
