i wouldnt boss anyone around if they came over i would let them do their own thing and give them booze and then be super super nervous and fiddle with my hair a lot
raymi says:
i would give them a lot of compliments about their sewing also.
merkley??? says:
that cat is at least half turd
raymi says:
are people afraid of me
merkley??? says:
not many people do day activities raymi
raymi says:
some do
merkley??? says:
most people are at work
raymi says:
well they could at least skip work at least once to make a felt animal with raymi
merkley??? says:
true
raymi says:
fil came home for lunch to play katamari with me, why cant people be more like fil?
merkley??? says:
i ask myself the same question
raymi says:
well fine i am going to make thousands of dollars off of my creations and everyone else can make thousands of dollars from their stupid gay jobs
raymi says:
see if i care
merkley??? says:
you should spend ten years on a giant complicated one with every organ in the human body
raymi says:
they already have an exhibit like that at the science centre except with real bodies
merkley??? says:
FELT dammit
raymi says:
I DO NOT HAVE THE PATIENCE TO WORK ON SOMETHING FOR TEN YEARS IT HAS TO BE DONE IN AT LEAST ONE HOUR
merkley??? says:
each organ needs it’s own eyes!
merkley??? says:
start with the liver
merkley??? says:
yours
merkley??? says:
make it sad
merkley??? says:
shit i’m funny
raymi says:
ahahahaha
merkley??? says:
dude
raymi says:
someone just jangled a bunch of keys outside in the hall and went uuuuaaaahhhwww
raymi says:
like they had an orgasm
merkley??? says:
raymis sad liver will be the next cabbage patch doll
raymi says:
gross
merkley??? says:
$$$
raymi says:
i should start selling my clothes
raymi says:
online
merkley??? says:
i just like to tell everybody what to make
merkley??? says:
do it
raymi says:
why don’t you make a fucking felt body
merkley??? says:
felt is for girls
merkley??? says:
and gays
merkley??? says:
i make things out of blood and steel
raymi says:
well seriously i think my liver is pretty fucking happy with itself, it’s getting exactly what it wants and is doing what it is suppose to be doing, hangin’ with toxins
merkley??? says:
party time liver
raymi says:
i dont have grey felt, tho i have black, my liver is probably black
raymi says:
im just gonna sew a bunch of scraps together and hotglue it to a t-shirt or a piece of paper and give it a dumb name and sell it for 5000 dollars
i am EXermaciserLOR! or is it excermaciserlor? there are too many ‘s’ and ‘c’ noises in that word.
it’s ok i know i am scary-looking ARRRRR!
today i finally called my family doctor’s office to make an appointment with a specialist for my IUD. for everyone who is stupid, IUD stands for intergalactic utility device and it makes you not have babies because it lives in your cervix for 2 1/2 years and christians and catholics think you are a murderer everytime you have your period because of it. there is also an IUD that can stay in you for 5 years but i’m done with having a foreign implement in my body for that long without checking it out.
so i guess i have been a murderer for two and a half years.
so yeah my appointment isn’t until late march, almost three months after the expiry date.
oh well.
the woman at the doc’s office tried to have a fight with me over who was suppose to call who and referral this and referral that so i got huffy and was all OH YEAH JUST ASK MY DOCTOR RIGHT NOW SHE WILL KNOW WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT EVERYTIME I HAVE TRIED TO MAKE AN APPOINTMENT WITH YOU YOU HAVE ALREADY LEFT FOR THE DAY and she says well i don’t have the piece of paper and i said I KNOW THAT’S COS YOU ARE NEVER THERE FOR ME TO SHOW IT TO YOU SO MY DOCTOR TOLD ME TO CALL YOU THE NEXT DAY she says yes but i can’t do anything without the paper then i said
CONSIDER THIS PHONECALL YOUR PIECE OF PAPER!!!!!!!
there i am at fourteen, maybe fifteen. i am sad because i miss my boyfriend and am melodramatic. i eventually dumped him so i could have sex with 29 year olds. gross.
that’s me at 18 in new york, yup also dating a 29 year old. maybe when i am 40 i will be dating a 29 year old.
ward and i use to go to this chinese food buffet all the time cos it was 5 dollars, that was before i moved to nyc and pretty much how i got fat.
what a dyke. look at that hair.
sorry spartan!
that’s me and to your left is james. he was my promdate. i brought ecstasy to prom, shitty ecstasy, i felt nothing. i walked into a wall after drinking straight from a bottle of tequila at the after-party. i also was elected MOST HUMOROUS by the prom commity/student council and they gave me a whoopie cushion and a diploma. score! i came up with the url james uses in highschool yo!
ew.
my head looks tiny.
me in maine age 18. jeff i want that shirt back!
me and anna from berlin in toronto now i am 19 and totally fucking going crazy. that’s when i was an “online model”
i love that picture. i never met that guy. he’s an artist-something.
me with the neighbourhood kicked me out of the band gang
when noel dumped me over email (which i posted on my blog and is still up, go find it) i went to visit jamie in nyc.
this was the last art system party and i go go danced for it, more like did blow drank 50’s and walked around in my underwear and hung out with penis guy what? nice tribal tattoo. hahahaa.
here i am trying to show online masturbators that i am a “real person” and i have street-cred.
that’s me and cheryl and a penis drink cup thing and i am pretty much a misogynist and the bitches love/d it.
here we are again at mod club halloween a long time ago when it was at revival. we(i) pretty much got cheryl fired that nite from her job working cosmetics at shopper’s, i called in and left a message as her mom at 8 in the morning completely fucking wasted. sorry.
gwyneth paltrow haircut phase again.
look i’m hip before hipster was hip. that’s the same week i spent in nyc with jamie post-noel.
today i am going to exermacise and then i am going to spend 7 hours playing we love katamari and then when my pupils are dilated the size of anime characters i will sew some felt friends for emo kids. FFFEK! new company name! GENIUS! maybe i will sew a felt journal or a book of poetry! first i am going to try and make a cigarette for the punk rock kids.
toronto lesbian friends are welcome to come over today and make felt people with me.
