pardon me but my head seems to have exploded. thank you for your co-operation.
January 12, 2006
some guy was just whistling in the park and then ten million little kids showed up for daycare recess and i wanted to go out and smoke but i thought that would look too pervy so i waited til recess was over. there’s always some pervy dude conveniently hanging out in the park when the kids show up and it makes me angry, sometimes he walks up to the kids and just stands there watching them. if i was one of those teachers i would tell that guy to fucking leave. but then i thought maybe he is a parent. probably not.
i am informative.
the douchefucks next door are STILL playing their guitar wednesday nites and poorly i might add. fil said he is going to talk to them for me, i fucking hope so otherwise dude is gonna be wearing that guitar as a necklace, neighbour not fil. they’re from yeurope also which is ten times more annoying. YES I AM RACIST AGAINST EUROPEANS EVEN THOUGH I AM ONE SORT OF. that fuckin’ accent and the woman tells us we have to take our wreath down cos the twelfth nite has passed, it came across as rude though i know she didn’t intend for it to be, she’s just weird, european weird you know like that was her extending the olive branch to us. i told fil i am putting “THAT FUCKING WREATH BACK UP” if they didn’t stop with the guitar gay-off olympics.
ps. the epiphany (twelfth nite) is for fags (europeans).
pps. it’s true.
January 11, 2006
drunken stepfather linked me and of course he only had kind and truthful things to say. he is too obese to type my url correctly so i will not be receiving any “fame” or hits from this. such a waste.
today it is paige‘s 22nd birthday and this means that i can take her seriously now. heh. since we’ve gotten drink drank dronk together this means in the blog world that we are best friends, funny how that works. happy birthday you pile of oldness, look forward to your ass dropping and those fuckin’ eyes of yours sagging etc and so on. xo
BID-WAR!
out-bid some other cunty blog reader to be my date for the OK GO/Controller Controller concert at Lee’s Palace in February, you’ll be on guestlist and you can hold my jacket for me and maybe if i feel like it i will let fil come as well.
