96. When I was like 7, I gave my grandma a list of her stuff I wanted when she died.

trailer park boys are doing a movie. i have already watched the preview 30 times. my favorite is when bubbles whsipers, “terrible” – that is all for now.

raymi says:

aaaahh-jew!

Lenny Plotz says:

read this raymi

raymi says:

yes i’m reading you are like ….famous

raymi says:

good for you

raymi says:

how can i benefit from all of this?

Lenny Plotz says:

my bastard child?

raymi says:

so what do u wanna do when u come to town, big gay karaoke party?

Lenny Plotz says:

wow u must b psychic?

raymi says:

are u joking?

Lenny Plotz says:

yup

raymi says:

oh

raymi says:

i am sensitive dont hurt my feelings, tell those guys [matt + tre] to read my blog

Lenny Plotz says:

i already told them

raymi says:

and they looked?

Lenny Plotz says:

yup they’re reading it right now

raymi says:

watch that, put speakers on, it’s twenty seconds of me rapping beastie boys at karaoke

raymi says:

dont toy with my emotions

Lenny Plotz says:

gr8 lighting, u should come work on my series

raymi says:

which series

Lenny Plotz says:

polka dot door!

Lenny Plotz says:

my show

Lenny Plotz says:

kvs

raymi says:

oh right, haha

raymi says:

i totally want to

Lenny Plotz says:

smoke some more crystal

raymi says:

i have never smoked crystal

Lenny Plotz says:

im fukd too!

raymi says:

i may be fucked tho

raymi says:

will you guys be doing the next series in toronto or la?

raymi says:

my hits are exploding ps, 5000 hits a day!

Lenny Plotz says:

crazy give me a headline and i’ll hook you up in LA

raymi says:

headline on my blog?

Lenny Plotz says:

yup

raymi says:

im gonna put this convo on my blog

Lenny Plotz says:

thanks for the warning

raymi says:

always be aware of speaking to the raymi

raymi says:

did u ever read any of those articles i sent you that i wrote?

Lenny Plotz says:

yes i did

raymi says:

which ones

Lenny Plotz says:

all of them

Lenny Plotz says:

did u read the article i sent u?

raymi says:

yes i did

raymi says:

the one u just sent now?

Lenny Plotz says:

just now?!

raymi says:

yes i read fast

Lenny Plotz says:

yup

raymi says:

so what are you doing today, real work wise?

Lenny Plotz says:

i’m hanging with matt we’re working on a film idea. also i have to run to pasedena for a tca party

raymi says:

is your film idea a secret? can i be in it because i am extremely funny

Lenny Plotz says:

guess you didnt read the article after all!

raymi says:

well i read half of it

raymi says:

it got boring super fast, i read the part about you

Lenny Plotz says:

ya my film is about a slutty chick who is obsessed with god.

Lenny Plotz says:

you’d be perfect, guess what part im playing?

raymi says:

who is playing her

Lenny Plotz says:

haha

raymi says:

god?

raymi says:

no im not into religion, i’d rather play her annoying sister or friend who belittles her every chance she gets

raymi says:

i am too fat to be slutty these days sorry man

Lenny Plotz says:

thats u doing kareoke

raymi says:

yes

raymi says:

i only sing songs by jews

raymi says:

oh and madonna

Lenny Plotz says:

shes a jew now

raymi says:

pretty much, lunatic though

Lenny Plotz says:

everyone’s a lunatic

hunter wrote about being my friend.

we rented broken flowers last nite. it’s pretty decent, if a bit of a buzzkill but in an artistic way. bill murray is in it also chloe sevi-whatever, jessica lange, sharon stone. it’s funny too. winston the next door neighbor is the best. there’s a part with jessica lange and she is an animal communicator and bill murray asks if the cat is saything anything right now and she says yeah he says you have a hidden agenda and bill goes, HE, HE SAID THAT!?! cos it was true.

chloe plays a dyke. big surprise. her roles are so try-hard shocking they go full-circle into unshocking, she may as well play a tree or a clod of dirt.

she was still awesome in gummo though.

ps. i like it when cats do their impression of a loaf of bread when they are sitting down.

not to start a big debate or anything but those fuckin’ election door-to-door assholes are getting on my nerves in a major way, like fuck, coming to my door and banging on it uninvited EVERYDAY of the week in our condo building is rather intrusive i’m like, reading in the bath and i hear BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ, they ring everyone’s door at the same time, sometimes they knock and my blood pressure and heart rate goes way up cos i am always thinking it’s the super or someone else coming to tell me i am a bad person and i am not allowed to live here, i dunno, stupid shit but it’s some annoying douche with bad hair and a wimpy sweater and clipboard asking if i am registered like duh the government does that automatically for you when you turn eighteen and didn’t one of you fags come by yesterday?

also, i really could care less about who is running the country and making decisions like whatever, just cos i live somewhere doesn’t mean i have to be involved in any of it, like in high school i wasn’t on the football team or the marching band and the school kept on running it didn’t burn to the ground, people didn’t stop breathing.

and i know everyone goes well you have no right to complain if you don’t vote. exactly. i have absolutely nothing to say about any of it, nothing good, nothing bad, nothing.

yeah i care about things, about the environment and animals and women allowed to have abortions and extremely harsh punishment for sex offenders and violence against women and kids and cruelty towards animals and decent pension plans and i figure enough people care about that stuff a hell of a lot more than i do and i trust those people to do something about it. whether they do or do not, so be it. i’m not going to complain, i may be disappointed but i’m not going to go blow some hot air at the pub for a few hours.

in cases when there is a magnificent possibility of some asshat like bush being elected that’s when i’ll do something. fil just told me that that will probably happen so now i AM worried.

anyway, knocking on my door does nothing other than piss me off.

i just don’t care you know? same with religion, this racist bitch at my mom’s hair stylist’s who said that their black workers were lazy on their plantation wherever the fuck, said that when she was my age she was “rebellious” and also didn’t believe in religion and was all worried and shocked that because i wasn’t into that crap that i obviously didn’t have a sense of community and there is no other way to have a sense of community if it’s not from the church?

ok there slave-owner.

the general mentality that i will care more when i am older about politics about religion, whathaveyou, is TOTAL bullshit. in fact, i will probably care ten times less when i am older because i will be pre-occupied with vericose veins and watching my stories so fuck off.

ps. conservative? more like, consuckative!

if someone can create a design for me for our band i will like, be your friend and like, give you something. it has to be so i can put it on a black t-shirt for cafepress go there and check it out. the name of our band is GO DAD!

i haven’t decided if there should be an exclamation point yet but i want it to be like the JEM logo. ok go do it! do one with and without an exclamation point if possible.

also i made go dad a blog. i know that it will be extremely successful.

Don’t get so RAMDRUNKTIOUS then, have fun but do your body good wtihout it

mom | 01.16.06 – 12:41 pm | #

mom i was making fun of you spell while also making fun of how i act when drunk. did you take that bottle of white wine from dad?

raymi | Homepage | 01.16.06 – 12:46 pm | #

I use those raymi words so that you will understand what Im trying to get across to you. Does it ever work?
I did not take a bottle of white wine from your dad …….not into THIEFING? And, the only white wine that passes my lips is PINOT GRISSO
PssstDo you have my NO DOUBT?CULT?JAN ARDEN? DIDO? CD’s?? A CD THIEF lives in my Honda.
Lastly, Its Nana Kerouac’s 75th surprise brunch iether this sunday or next….A MUST ATTEND no matter what. See you then, with bells on…ox

mom | 01.16.06 – 1:40 pm | #

no i did not take your shitty cds. i hate jann arden. i think the no doubt one was missing a long time ago.

raymi | Homepage | 01.16.06 – 1:45 pm | #

Shitty cds?? whatever !! Jann Arden rules! Going for a run, cYa

mom | 01.16.06 – 2:28 pm | #

she’s a fat crackhead dyke.

raymi | Homepage | 01.16.06 – 2:58 pm | #

ok i don’t hate her i just think she is annoying and boring and music for menopausal suburban women who i picture giving the thumbs up and nodding their heads at her concert. though she is pretty funny. i’m torn.

and yes i know that eventually i will be menopausal however i will not allow that to affect my taste in music.