i made that for fil’s sister. it doesn’t have a name. maybe it is named fil.

i sold that for 20 bucks to ben. first i said it was ten dollars and he slipped me a twenty i was all SEEN and disappeared.

that’s ben. see how my hand is trying to block the words coming out of his mouth dude seriously has words to say. he’s really really really good looking (zoolander) and models whatever anyway he has shrapnel in his head i felt it. he and pitt say my blog is blocked from all, i forget the term, canadian military everything something so no army guys can look at my breasts, i am porn to them or MAYBE i am INTELLIGENCE no no i think MISINFORMATION! so yeah sucks for them, well maybe it’s a good thing cos like no one wants people to be distracted by little posts about 4 years old playing in the park and funny looking dogs and shit WHAT WAS I THINKING!?

i woke up to two voicemails from my dad about my grandma being rushed to hospital cos of no vital signs chest pains so he gets there and she is sitting up in bed laughing, this is the second time its happened. she has a weak pulse so all the docs are clueless i dunno, anyway it’s great she is fine i was already half out the door with mascara all over my face to the subway to the burbs to cry but yeah that’s good.

i bought the scissor sisters cd yesterday, it is gay literally and figuratively and i like it. i jay-walked across the street to hmv and i thought uh oh maybe the police saw me and are going to be waiting for me outside when i get out, stupid.

i had to duck into a body shop store to get away from these loud-talking spanish guys keeping pace with my stride despite slowing down or speeding up, just curious is it really necessary to yell when you aren’t speaking english? so yeah i’m walking around this store and four body shop women are hovering like hey buy this “brand new” strawberry something bath shit and halfway through her speech i just walked out then went to mcdonald’s to get a bigmac because I DESERVED IT!

i want to see this (devil and daniel johnston). dude almost died from a lithium overdose go lithium!

here are lyrics to one of his songs

The Story of An Artist (Don’t Be Scared)

Others just like to watch the world.

oh yeah i made this and gave it to krista. his name is the duck fuck.

also for a limited time i have lowered the price of marketable depression to 16.99 oh what a steal!

i forgot to scan in the valentine that i made for fil, here it is.

look a subway cat!

so my new addiction is going to be SPENDING MONEY ON MYSELF! i’m thinking of all these things that i am going to buy, a cd and some clothes and some groceries all for me!

on the subway this asian dude is standing near us and we’re all looking at the ultraviolet ad and i go HEY LOOK IT’S ME! and the asian dude looks to the ad then at me and goes REALLY THAT’S YOU? i said yep first time seeing it myself and he goes wow good for you! chad and fil were ready to play along but i said no no no sorry it’s not me and he goes no offense but all you people look the same to me and we busted out laughing and i said THAT’S FUNNY COS I COULD SAY THE SAME FOR YOU! more laughing and somehow we started talking about plastic surgery and i asked how much liposuction would cost and he said 1700 bucks if i went to like asia i dunno and he said fil has a nice chin.

so this chick explodes with rage out of nowhere on sunday about how she doesn’t understand why anyone would want to go to toronto IT’S JUST A CITY I DON’T GET IT and she’s from newfoundland and went to montreal once and vancouver and says MONTREAL NOW THAT CITY KNOWS WHAT IT’S DOING bla bla bla and normally i am an extremely defensive argumentative person but like bitch obvs. had to get some shit off her chest so i just sat there in awe of this emotional tirade and thinking some fucking nerve, then i said WHAT IS YOUR POINT YES YOU HAVE SAID THAT YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND TORONTO FIRST OF ALL YOU LIVE IN NORTH YORK and then i asked if she had an established scene or group of friends. here’s an idea GO BACK TO NEWFOUNDLAND IF YOU HATE TORONTO SO MUCH.

this would be like me sitting at a table with a bunch of newfs and being all I DON’T UNDERTAND NEWFOUNDLAND IT IS JUST NEWFOUNDLAND WHY WOULD I WANT TO BE HERE!?!

or like going to your grandma’s and saying at the dinner table yeah i don’t know why anyone would want to come here like i could be at your uncle’s house or your aunts even but WHY grandma’s house, i mean, it’s JUST a house! and then have my hands up in the air and shrug my shoulders like i am insanely confused.

DON’T GO TO SOMEONE’S CITY AND TALK SHIT ABOUT IT TO PEOPLE WHO ARE NATIVE TO THAT CITY! do you want fries with that moron sandwich?

i was so aghast i couldn’t come up with any reason to back up toronto so i said well we have the ROM and she snaps at me YEAH WELL THERE’S MUSEUMS IN EUROPE!

oh ok thanks i didn’t know toronto was being compared to big fancy europe first it was vancouver and montreal, a city that KNOWS what it’s doing because it has a brain and toronto is deformed. ciavarro put his body between us to calm down this girl cos she would not shut up and likes to make amazing first impressions. later on ciavarro and fil are discussing the skytrain and i played dumb and said WHAT IS THE SKY TRAIN and she gets this look on her face of complete and utter pissedoffness, anyway I was the bigger man and smoothed it over by complimenting her hat mitts and scarf ensemble that her boyfriend got from smart set.