i was just thinking about how one day i will probably be charged with sexual harassment by one of my lady friends cos i’m all hey are those real or is your bra stuffed and instead of waiting for a reply i find out the answer with my hands a la christian slater.
maybe he should be my next boyfriend? i bet he would go for me cos he’d be all grabbing at me and i’d be like GO FOR IT DUDE. well maybe we could just be friends and talk about having zero boundaries while we are sharing some peppered beef jerky in our respective jail cells.
poor dudes, women get away with everything. when a woman is fondled by a woman they are all giggly and flattered and coo at you but then when a guy does it and say he is not very good looking it’s like terrifying and the women fills up with so much fucking rage that she puts her purse strap around his neck and pulls it tight like a noose and strangles him on the spot.
i was planning to visit my grandma today but my dad said she is doing alright so i should go tomorrow instead. i’m kinda miffed that she isn’t in the hospital in the town she has lived in for the last 46 years, there weren’t enough beds.
today i feel like eating a lot of cheese and more hot salami and writing my depressing modern-day style, choose-your-own-adventure story i hope i at least add a little more to it.
willheim is going to buy my painting that makes me happy and inspires me to make some more art.
i wonder what we will do tonite.
i want and not want to plan my birthday party, i have a feeling it will coincide with funeral-happenings or something who knows. be prepared for a possible last-minute gathering or a postponed event. thanks all for your condolences and such i’d give you my address for sympathy cards but i don’t want to take the attention away from my dad right now i dunno how he’d react to a million I’M SORRY ABOUT YOUR GRANDMA RAYMI cards you know, when it’s his mom et al.
hi hello we went to a leaf game last nite and we won again because i was there and i yell obscenities like CAROLINA HAS A SLOPPY VAGINA and everyone cheers for me even the carolina fans because face it I RULE.
anyway go to this ARTCADE thing cos nerds are making video game art even noel! brilliant!
i’m selling this bitch. i did it in early 2003 just as i was turning crazy for reals. i was pretty baked when i did it at noel’s old apartment so i was very manic and it only took me ten minutes to do obviously. there is a nice message on the back that doesn’t make any sense and i kissed the canvas and added sparkle glitter to it and pink gooey paint-something. it is 3 feet by 1 feet i think and it costs 200 canadian or maybe we can work something out. PEACE.
they’re gonna let my grandma die, she’s too old to operate and put a feeding tube in her stomache and if she pulls it out she will die anyway. they’re gonna give her morphine which is good. things are gonna get ugly i think over money and stuff now. i don’t think i will be having a party, maybe a post-poned one, so not a priority now.
it’s strange how people don’t really give a fuck when your grandparent dies like whatever they’re not your mom or dad and i kind of share the same opinion however it’s different when it happens to you and every old person joke you ever made makes you feel really really bad about yourself.
she’s had a long good life though it is still fucking sad and hard.
