today it is all about catch-up and this week is all about not drinking myself into outerspace. i am going to re-screen a screen because fil is a girl and i have 5 years of hardware and repair experience gee i wonder why i am part lesbo?
then we are going to mail off my painting that fil was suppose to take care of while i was away but didn’t and then i have to put all the dishes away that were also not taken care of while i was away and fil will rollerblade and i will longboard and fil will make comments the entire time about how much faster he is going than me and i will be saying YOU FUCKER THIS IS A LONGBOARD NOT ROCKET POWER ROLLERBLADES and little children will be afraid.
i will also most likely destroy several pairs of pants and turn them into shorts that i will end up never wearing and then they will go in the garbage. FUN.
i was just about to draw a funny little cartoon of me complaining about today’s heat and make it all charming and cool and whatever but this machine is so goddamn ancient, it can’t keep up with adobe photoshop. it made my “art” crappier than usual, and i bet you thought that wasn’t possible.
so we rented Clerks last nite so i could finally see it YES i never saw it before and now i have three words for you: BORING AS HELL. good thing lindsay lohan was on SNL bad thing pearl jam was the musical guest.
so clerks cult groupies before your heads explode yes i am aware that at the time it came out there was nothing out like it so i guess maybe it was refreshing but still maybe there was nothing out like it FOR A REASON. kevin smith why weren’t you able to make the characters in this movie have their own personalities? do you realise that a blue collar guy would never speak the way he was speaking? do you think that being silent in your crappy movie the entire time is an effective gimmick and worth carrying over into other films? ARE YOU A BIG FAT EGOMANIAC WHO WOULD SUCK YOUR OWN DICK IF YOU COULD BECAUSE YOU LOVE YOU SO MUCH?
we saw scary movie 4 yesterday and then we went to a raptors game and no one told me how fucking boring basketball games are good thing the tickets were free and i poured my beer into my lap twice and then realised that the lid was not put on properly to begin with then we met up with pete and his sister who is a million feet tall and we got wrecked and it was fun and samir and sharpie were there too.
