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i was dreaming that i was drinking the best cherry cola that there ever was in this small town and i called this guy an asshole when he got in my way as i was crossing the street to the diner that sold the cherry cola and the guy was ok with me calling him an asshole when actually i called him a fucking asshole he just didn’t hear the fucking part.
i really wish i had some cherry cola right now.
the yyy’s cover of phenomena is pretty much the best song in the world, it makes me want to party with LL Cool J.
hmm i might even be swayed to go out and find come cherry cola or at least not stop thinking about it until i do get some thanks a lot dream!
so last nite was fucktacular good and bad. the show was great and moving. everything else was drunk city, population: retarded. i was in the middle of being extremely pissed off at fil and this dude comes up with a bunch of homemade buttons of fil’s and my face so i couldn’t be all oh wow aww how, sweet. i was more like EXPLOSION. still they are really nice. today is the oakvegas show and ten million people are going and i am on my period.
ten million photos to come.
the rest of the month shall be booze-free fat food free everything free.
eBeth is like the president of the reform party for all things hipster nerd funtime i think, even though she is part retarded but that’s what you should admire about her because she doesn’t let things like a mental handicap or a severe speech impediment get in the way of revolutionizing the party scene everywhere she goes, specifically in toronto. i think her boyfriend is like danish or swiss or something cos his hair is all like, fluffy and he smiles, i dunno, strange.
anyway because of these things they throw a weekly wednesday party at El Amigo which is in a strip mall @ 1205 Queen Street West at Dufferin.
see look at mike, nice underwear dude.
so i finally get to drop a deuce in my own toilet how nice it will be and what a luxury to be able to put toilet paper in the john, amazing. and now i can finally pluck that one black hair that grows out of my chin, i think it is a centimetre long by now! my bush hair is insanely full too if you have any design suggestions please do give them up. last nite i dreamt marilyn manson had one arm and he was seducing me.
the guys in the picture behind me were part of this band/music thing called EGG and when they told me that i went silent cos i was trying to make a pun out of it and all i got was SO DO YOU COME FROM A FARM and the one guy says WELL ACTUALLY YES.
very important news.
