that you get to sit around all day and compose 3rd grade poetry while we have to earn our crust…
and you self-publish books of wank
and then
you shut down the list everytime WE get negative and critical.
Me thinks you don’t want to hear what we really have to say.
I think you should consider yourself very lucky to have this space to express yourself and solicit feed back and generate revenue off your little art projects.
Isn’t the internets such a lovely wank.
Why can’t we all be famous… SuperFanBoy#1 | Homepage | 04.21.06 – 2:13 am | #
last nite at a pub samir met up with us and we were gonna go out for a smoke and i didn’t want to lose the megatouch machine so i leaned over the bar to the chick and said uh can you like watch our seats we’re going out for a smoke so anyone who sits here can you tell them to fuck off?
in my head i thought THIS IS GOING TO BE SUUUPER FUNNY and like SHE TOTALLY GETS ME cos she was dancing and singing along to a pulp song but then it was like a record scratch and silence even from samir and fil, SAMIR you are a total pretentious asshole how could you not find that funny? anyway he said something that i forget then bragged about “saving” me in that situation.
i have the I JUST BOUGHT SOMETHING NEW high, but then i remember oh it’s my iud and no one can see it and then the high goes away slowly. and then i want to go buy ten million somethings! my mom gave me a bunch of clothes and sandals yesterday. and i got a headband too! i’m a girl now i wear a headband!
i was thinking about anne hathaway in havoc vs. elizabeth berkley in showgirls last nite. both come from disney-like backgrounds ie. shit for kids and both went the route of boob-showing swearing film-making. but why is anne hathaway not shunned? not including elizabeth’s gratuitous crappy acting skills, i guess it’s just that we’ve matured as an audience, it’s no longer the 90s and type-casting actors is just like, whatever. that or we’re just a hell of a lot pervier and like I WANNA SEE THAT MOVIE WITH THAT GIRL INNIT COS SHE SHOWS HER BEAVER AND MY DAUGHTER HAS ALL OF HER DISNEY DVDS! and when she goes on to do something else we’ll be all about that too, whatever it may be.
when i say matured as an audience i mean it like we can group the art and the smut together and are better capable of appreciating the both without giving a big thumbs down to any work the actor takes on afterward not like when showgirls came out everyone was all THAT WHORE and it’s too bad. at least she got some cult-fame out of it and will only continue to do so in the future. i think she should write a book like screech except hers will be about the worst career move ever.
