apocolypse pony
ONE YEAR AGO TODAY
went to see star wars revenge of the MOST BORING PIECE OF SHIT I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE yesterday afternoon. i actually slept through more than half of it. i moved one of the arm rests and laid across two seats and passed the fuck out. the movie is total crap and what’s worse is all the hype for it. i rate it NO STARS. ya ya it is necessary to see it because there are like eight-hundred other ones and if you don’t see this one you will always wonder about it, you know what, don’t. worry. about. it.
that c3po douche bag’s voice is annoying as hell. um, since when do robot’s have faggoty british accents? also it’s fucking obvious from the beginning the chancellor is the sith lord because he talks in that sneaky evil way when he tells annabananakin to kill that dude right away i was thinking THIS GUY IS BAD NEWS THEY BETTER WATCH THEIR BACKS YO and then i was right so i stood up before falling asleep and proclaimed to everybody in the audience SEEEEEEEE I TOLD YOU THAT GUY WAS EVIL.
and then there are 300 kids sitting all around you talking and eating their evil little kid popcorn and candies during all the quiet parts so you pray for the whole movie to be full of loud explosions to drown them all out. one kid near us kept picking up his drink, taking a sip, putting it back down, picking it up again, taking a sip, putting it down it’s like holy shit kid just HOLD ON TO YOUR FUCKING DRINK and you can’t even swear at these kids ‘cos their parents are there too.
we were sitting in that row by the stairs with the metal bar to rest your feet on and also protect fat retards from somehow falling out of their seats in the dark and diving down the stairs, anyway, all the ADD little boys going to the bathroom were irritating ‘cos they’d swing from the bar and it was loose and our feet were resting on it and every few minutes a new little shitkid would go to the bathroom and do it again.
i am never going to see a movie again where there is bound to be all the kids in the universe sitting beside me in the audience. except for NARNIA, that movie will fucking rule and i will sit in the very front for it with stickers on my face and if i hear one person speak i will swear at them in italian at the top of my lungs until they take me away and ban me from all movie theatres for life.
i’m gonna ween myself off of zoloft, first go back to 50mg then 25 then nothing and if i become grossly depressed i will try effexor. zoloft made me gain weight i now realise after discussing this with many crazy bitches who ALL gained weight from it and even a dude and dude’s don’t lie.
Sent : May 30, 2006 4:42:48 AM
To : Raymi Lauren
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we exchanged emails a little while back…
since my initial transmission and response i have come to realize that you are a
bit of a blog celebrity… what is that like?
that doesn’t really require any answer, it was more of a rhetorical, absurd life
position ahoy, question.
absurd in the sense that you seem to be a great voice from some sort of
non-hipster hipster section of society that i am rarely exposed to. excuse the
use of the term hipster. fuck hipsters. non-hipster hipster only has minor
connections to hipsterhood.
regardless, my uninformed stumble upon a few of your works inspired me to start
a blog… i guess i thought it would be a good release. and your wit provided me
with some evidence that not all the people who had blogs were in the generic
douche category.
i would be much obliged if you took a minute to check it out.
not exactly because i am looking for blog celebrity recognition gratification,
but somewhat… it is all so new and EXCITING!!!!!
more because it was a partial influence thing… maybe you will find that cute
or disgusting or nothing. irrelevant.
maniacaldeviant.blogspot.com is the address
and one quick question.
do you try to avoid making yourself the absolute source of your writing
material?
meaning, do you try to stay away from always pulling intricate messages from
your own complex shit?
to disjoint this even more, is it improv based on information you have
synthesized or is it all from the subjective realm of interpretting your own
experience?
that might be one simpler question, but i couldn’t get it together.
good luck with your writing
enjoy the drinking
life is just so real. sweet.
-Keith
love this guy
THE CREEPING NOBODIES (CD RELEASE SHOW!)
THE WHARTON TIERS ENSEMBLE
RYVYR
WYRD VISIONS
& DJ CRAIG DUNSMUIR
FRIDAY, JUNE 2ND AT THE HORSESHOE
$8 ADV/$10 DOOR
19+, DOORS AT 9PM
Hello Friends,
Perhaps you have always thought about coming to see the Creeping Nobodies, but kept telling yourself “Oh, I’ll catch the next show. There’s beer here at home and I want to watch the game.” Or perhaps you’ve come before , got really sweaty, and forgot all about the game. At any rate, we have a very special show coming up this Friday, June 2nd at the Horseshoe. It is the CD release show for our new album, Sound of Joy, that’s been two years in the making. We recorded most of it in NYC with Wharton Tiers at Fun City Studios, and it is our great pleasure to announce that his band, The Wharton Tiers Ensemble, will also be performing! For those that don’t know, Tiers has recorded and produced bands such as Sonic Youth, and played drums for the Theoretical Girls (late 70’s NYC no wave). Ryvyr will also be performing, which I am told is a psych band featuring members of Jon Ray and the River. Opening the show will be Wyrd Visions, who also just released an album, which is AMAZING. Craig Dunsmuir will be DJing, and I promise you that the man has excellent taste. Do not sleep on this!
Special advance tickets are available at Rotate This and Soundscapes. The tickets are a limited edition run of microfiche slides. We rip off the stub at the show, and you keep the microfiche as an album insert. If you take it to the library (or anywhere with a microfiche reader), you can view photos, artwork by our friends, notebook pages of lyrics, and more.
See the attached files for a copy of the poster and photo of the ticket!
I hope to see you all there!
fil and i went to see x-men 3 last nite and it was awful, i mean, it was good but still pretty bad and i have never seen so many loners in a theatre before in my life. one guy in front of us was talking and squealing to himself THE ENTIRE TIME. the acting was terrible, the dialogue was cheesy, the outlandish costumes of the rogue punk mutants were embarrassing and right from the beginning of the movie it’s like immediately accepted that mutants and humans live amongst one another but then five minutes later humans are all WE HAVE A MUTANT CURE!
also a cute thing, after EVERY movie fil and i go to see, for the next 24 hours, fil, IS, the, movie. after mission impossible he was like, a spy. last nite he was logan aka wolverine and he does all these superhero poses and pretends to stab me through my chest. then he hid in the dark in the livingroom when we got home and i just walked into the bedroom instead cos i knew he was there, i turned around fast, flicked on the lights and there he was crouching like wolverine with his invisible claws out and cid was sitting beside him just like, sitting there.
so scary.
oh yeah after the credits there is an extra scene, do not bother waiting for it, unless you are stoned or wasted – it will piss you off, it is maybe 15 seconds long and the credits are like 4 minutes long. not worth it. i could just tell you what the scene is now if you want.
