pitt = DRUNK DIALOR!
no one is safe!
ok i just bought a new pair of sandals/wedges from aldo and now i am 3.5 inches taller and like MEGA LEGS CITY RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! yesterday i put more red in my hair it is orangey i want it to be like that retard girl from american pie i know she’s not a retard but she makes retard faces and talks like one ok crucify me RETARD RETARD RETARD.
also it was totally relevant for me to mention the race of yesterday’s offender. who am i citypulse news and i can’t mention that the guy who broke into my house was black? uh don’t you think that’s an important detail in finding the suspect? it’s relevant for my blog to mention it cos i have a heavy toronto readership and those people will know exactly what i’m talking about and whether that’s important to them or not, or you, i dunno, why are you reading this blog? why are they? to read relevance?
if i left out details, this blog would be pretty scarce don’t you think? do you want me to be more PC? do you want zero nudity and cuss words too? do you want my blogger login and password?
from now on i will refer to people using numbers only and street names and restuarants too and movies for example:
yesterday 4 told me to meet her at 92589990001 and making my way there this 888 6655 45 4545 87 98 009 0- 9 98 8 76 5 568 4767677666666 544 SEE YOU LATER 99888 it was a pretty good day.
ps. fil is part NATIVE! FUCK EVERYONE !
i’m getting rid of these bad boys do you want them?
they are size 7b, euro 38 black leather sole upper and lower, purchased from ALDO a year and a half ago and i have worn them out less than five times, though, they are slightly worn-in which makes it easier for the next wearer. they are in very good condition and do not even smell. well, they smell like leather.
i purchased them for 79.95 and now i am asking 40 bucks plus shipping&handling – unless you live in toronto we can do a hand-off.
i’m selling them because they don’t fit me comfortably, i don’t wear them frequently at all or ever to stretch them out so i’m leaving that to whoever buys them. also i’m actually a size 8 i don’t know what drugs i was on when i bought them.
if you are a horny pervert man with a raymi foot/shoe fetish and you want them the price will be higher. if you try and pull the wool over my eyes by posing as a chick to get my shoes for less first of all you are a douchebag and secondly so i know you are really interested foot-fetishwise, i will send you a few exclusive photos of me wearing the shoes and being sexy perhaps.
if you are a girl and want a photo of me wearing them then that is also doable.
email raymitheminx@gmail.com if you are interested or comment whatever.
oh if you want me to sign them or something i can do that too.
i didn’t want to leave the guys out for how to get over a relationship so this is what you do to get over your girlfriend:
HAVE SEX WITH HER BEST FRIEND.
and comment of the day goes to outlaw by way of pitt’s blog. way to go pitt!
UR AN IDIOT IF U THINK I AM IN A FORGIVING MOOD (today) WITH MY CRAMPS, PMS AND UR IDIOTIC PHONECALLS AND RAMBLING ALL FUCKIN NIGHT WHILE CALLING AND YELLING AT ME FOR BEING AN ASSHOLE URSELF, OH AND UR DRINKING HAS REALLY REALLY PISSED ME RIGHT THE FUCK OFF AND I AM VERY ANGRY AND MAD RIGHT NOW!!
But u already know that.
JEBEMTI STO SE TAKO PONASAS I ZAJEBAVAS ME KAD SE NAPIJES I ONDA ME ZOVES KAO DA SAM TI JA KRIVA….TI SI BUDALA I NEOZBILJAN I MORAS SE OPAMETITI ILI CU TE OSTAVITI ZBOG TVOJIH GLUPOSTI!
outlaw | Homepage | 06.02.06 – 9:00 am | #
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what does that mean outlaw? hey kids we have band practise this sunday in the big burl wanna come by? we booze it there. u can take videos for my buzznet page.
raymi | Homepage | 06.02.06 – 9:38 am | #
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woah cos it was all in caps i didnt realise the first half of yer comment was in english whoops. yeh pitt nice drunk dialing hahaa.
raymi | Homepage | 06.02.06 – 9:38 am | #
i am SO fucking awake.
flinstones winston cigarette break
star trek cribs
dope!
BEST buy improv
brilliant.
after taking turns throwing each other into bushes and trees and street signs and posts we stumbled in plastered to the laundry room to find the superintendent’s wife waiting for a load of laundry to finish and she had FOLDED. MY. LAUNDRY! i’m glad fil was there with me cos the exchange wouldn’t have been pleasant at all, i mean, she would have scolded me but cos super tall responsible kempt facial hair guy was with me it was like oh ok no biggie i totally folded YOUR UNDERWEAR!
???
then she told us that the laundry room closes at ten bla bla we knew this already and i couldn’t control the volume of my voice so i was like yell-talking and thanking her and saying YOU DIDN’T HAVE TO DO THAT and in my head i am like FUMING.
i preferred it when our clothes were tossed soggy and wet into a pile wait, no i didn’t.
do you think she was trying to teach me a lesson by folding my laundry? cos all i learned was to FUCKIN PAAAAARTY AAAAAALL NIIIIITE LOOOONG DUUUUDE AND THEN MY LAUNDRY GETS FOLDED YES!
