so yeah the internet is suspended for a week because someone gave my computer VD.
i took only one zoloft pill today, that’s 25mg, soon i will be two-dimensional skinny.
i am not drinking ANYTHING AT ALL this week.
i am using the library computer and i am pretending i am a student i am very good at pretending to be a student like duh my books are in my LOCKER, HELLO.
yes i know there aren’t lockers in university.
i just had a never-ending bowel movement.
now i am going to choose another boner of the week so thighswideshut.org will link me again! though i should probably just make myself boner of the week cos like OBVIOUSLY I AM VERY GOOD LOOKING!
so we went to the island on saturday and i got a little burned and drank the universe and sharpie was drunk still from the nite before.
this fat woman told me off in line cos our line merged with hers and we were equal with each other but cos she is the size of a toolshed she decides she was ahead of me and she cut me off so sharpie was on the other side and sharpie is like hey come stand over here and i say I WOULD BUT I AM KIND OF BLOCKED and fat lady goes BARGLE BARGLE BLEARGH THAT’S BECAUSE I WAS HERE FIRST and i said OH YEAH WHY DON’T YOU WRITE A LETTER!? then i just couldn’t let it go so i says DOES IT REALLY EVEN MATTER?!? ARE WE GOING ANYWHERE YET!?
then fil and samir show up and i’m all braggy loud OK LETS OUTTIE WATER TAXI WHAT’S UP!?!
i like how people snap at you and you are like wow you chose the wrong person to lash out at seriously, have you read my blog!?
I’m sorry about that necklace comment. I knew you probably wouldn’t like it, and I thought you would tell me to fuck off if you cared to respond at all, but I didn’t think it would actually hurt your feelings. I know you don’t care about my stupid opinion, but on principle, I should have known better. Basic human decency says you don’t insult someone you don’t know for no good reason.
I’m not sure why I thought it was ok to say that. Perhaps because other commenters were saying things about your makeup and it didn’t seem bother you at all. Or maybe because I usually find no flaw at all with your style; it suits you perfectly, even in its most unusual incarnations.
Or maybe I forgot that you have real honest to human feelings because even when you are emotional, you are strong and seem impervious. But regardless, it was a thoughtless, jerky comment. I’m sorry.
For what it’s worth, I’ve been reading your blog for five years(so yeah, again, I should have known the comment would bother you), since Tony Pierce got linked from Salon.com for his photo essay about bullfighting and in turn linked you at some point. I agree with Tony that you are a master at blogging. I’ve never thought of you as a trained monkey. I don’t criticize anything you do. I take you seriously as a damn good writer.
And that is why I keep reading…because you are interesting, because you understand people, because your word choice is brilliant.
So anyway, you scared the shit out of me, shattering the illusion of anonymity I had posting (how in the world did you know I went to St. John’s? I don’t understand internet technology, I suppose. Creepy.) but even more so, I feel really guilty for being a shithead, especially to someone who’s entertained me for free for years.
um hello drunk-dialed the entire UNIVERSE what’s up? oh not much? yeah me either hey remember that time when i didn’t have a cellphone and therefore couldn’t be all RAYGMiTheMinx yeh i think that time ruled. i wish i could remember the awesome things i texted if i had a blackberry whatever pilot thing i would know. there’s nothing more funny than thinking you are 100% completely in the right about something and caps lock texting it to ten people after 4 in the morning.
ps i agreed to see this doctor today at 9:45am whom i was referred to but i didn’t go cos he sounded like a moron on the fone, but i still said ok to the appointment cos i was too nervous and afraid to say no not interested on the fone wtf!?
