the next dingleberry who takes what i say seriously when i am clearly making a joke is banished.
do you really think i think stupid girls are hot? can you picture me listening to a stupid girl for more than 1 minute without blasting and correcting her then going home to write on my fuckin blog about it?
anyway here is an email:
Sorry
I’m apologizing for writing a lot of snap on your site a few months back.
And you called me on it.
I saw you at the Editors and thought you might just be another fanboy/girl like me and the like.
I still don’t agree with alot of what you write and I think you need a good editor, but I applaud your bravery.
I might still talk snap on your site, but there you go. I’m trying to offer an honest apology.
cheers,
a
ungh ok kudos for writing me and feeling remorse however 1. an editor would fully fucking destroy my blog and make it crappy, we would argue over the spelling of cause/cos/’cos for a fucking hour – not fun. 2. who the fuck says “talk snap” ? are you 17? you apologize for it but you’re going to come back anyway to maybe talk more SNAP despite disagreeing with what i say and me requiring an editor, why bother? you just can’t stay the fuck away from this unedited disagreeable blog? i’m not attacking you i’m just curious and want to know why you and many others claim to hate me so much but they can’t look away. 3. fanboy/girl like you? what the hell does that even mean? a) i am NOT a fan of anything b) i am nothing like you c) that email you sent was bullshit and really didn’t say much of anything
i wasn’t going to put up the actual amazing email i sent out yesterday to samir because i didn’t want to further hurt you and samir’s feelings well more like i didn’t want to make you more mad but since u put it up i will too:
“at this point i dont really have much a desire to hang out with samir or sharpie it just seems like it would be very very boring”
dear everyone else me and sharpie and samir are friends so this was big news yesterday for like two hours in our circle and luckily they didn’t get as annoyed as i thought they would. i didn’t really mean it. they’re an item now and we don’t see them anymore so i was being bitter and i sent it to samir by accident cos i have disabilities.
lise and i are going lesbo shopping in a few hours i am looking forward to trying on a bunch of dumb dresses and doing bruce lee poses. we went to winners the other day and when i put these pants on sans dressing room (f that line) i did a series of kicks and chops and air punches and this guy saw all of it – getting busted for stupid shit is all i have to look forward to these days.
deep sigh.
for example yesterday i got busted with an opinionated email that was meant for fil that was sent to samir by mistake he’s like DID YOU SEND THIS TO ME BY MISTAKE? i’m like…..yes.
