“HURRAY” I’M THE NUMBER ONE WEBSITE THAT COMES UP WHEN SOMEONE IN PAKISTAN SEARCHES ICQ FOR 12 years girls got fucked
notice how icq was all polite and asked if they meant 12 years girls get fucked?
priceless.
August 21, 2006
don’t forget there would be around the clock indoor pool parties with flotation devices and a drive-in movie screen on my front lawn and free admission and a wetbar everywhere you looked and cabanas to crash out in!
hey guys don’t forget that i am very cool ok.
so cool in fact that after a babillion drinks saturday nite i said to fil that i shouldn’t have drawn him so hot-looking cos he was prolly talking a lot of smack, he did not like my comment so he took the drawing down and painted over “phil” and then we fought for the rest of the nite and i cried on the couch and then when i went to bed fell asleep straight away but fil tried to uh hug me and in the morning i woke up and was all I AM GIVING HIM THE SILENT TREATMENT so i puttered around for a little bit ignoring him then he said something like I TRIED TO “HUG” YOU LAST NITE REMEBMER? and i was like YOU DID!? FUCK IF YOU HAD TOLD ME THAT I WOULD HAVE LET UP ON THE SILENT TREATMENT TWO HOURS AGO DUDE!
the end
ps i am cool.
ok this is the dress that has changed my life and provided i don’t spill grape juice on it or get thrown into a thistle bush, i will be wearing it to THREE weddings.
dear world
yesterday we went to my dad’s for a bbq and to meet some welsh cousins i haven’t met before and we played in the backyard with a frisbee and a smallish ball that hurts when someone whips it at your bare leg and another ball that is bigger but doesn’t hurt and we invented a game where you have to run through the center of the circle and make it to the house and three random people throw the balls and frisbee at you. i went first then my brother then fil and when fil went the one british cousin had the frisbee and hurled it as hard as he could at fil and missed but it hit my mom in the eye and nose simultaneously and blood flew everywhere and her nose puffed up HUGE right away and we thought it was broken and she said just before it happened she was thinking that she didn’t want to play anymore so for the rest of the nite she had ice in a plastic bag pressed to her face.
HI MOM! AT LEAST YOUR NOSE ISN’T BROKEN AND AT LEAST IT WASN’T ME WHO DID IT EVEN THO ME AND SHAWN GOT BLAMED FOR IT AND FIL TOO FOR DUCKING.
