ok this is the dress that has changed my life and provided i don’t spill grape juice on it or get thrown into a thistle bush, i will be wearing it to THREE weddings.
August 21, 2006
dear world
yesterday we went to my dad’s for a bbq and to meet some welsh cousins i haven’t met before and we played in the backyard with a frisbee and a smallish ball that hurts when someone whips it at your bare leg and another ball that is bigger but doesn’t hurt and we invented a game where you have to run through the center of the circle and make it to the house and three random people throw the balls and frisbee at you. i went first then my brother then fil and when fil went the one british cousin had the frisbee and hurled it as hard as he could at fil and missed but it hit my mom in the eye and nose simultaneously and blood flew everywhere and her nose puffed up HUGE right away and we thought it was broken and she said just before it happened she was thinking that she didn’t want to play anymore so for the rest of the nite she had ice in a plastic bag pressed to her face.
HI MOM! AT LEAST YOUR NOSE ISN’T BROKEN AND AT LEAST IT WASN’T ME WHO DID IT EVEN THO ME AND SHAWN GOT BLAMED FOR IT AND FIL TOO FOR DUCKING.
for those who have not read any of my articles here they are:
CUNT TRUMPET MUSIC – QUEEFS actually listed on wikipedia, i’m a source beyatch!
i love the dude completely ignoring them in the background, this is one of their better performances i think and i know because i am a lip sync expert.
