me: so when he gets up and is all OMG! over it i will be extremely nonchalant and ignore him
sharpachu: boys just don’t understand
me: i know that would wake me up out of a coma
sharpachu: it’s so nuts
me: sigh all the bitches are cuckoo
sharpachu: yeah they are going crazy
hahaha jeff
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i have been saying oh man a lot lately and like right now for instance oh man this is the best costume for a kid ever hands down i know i don’t typically feature babies and kids on my blog ever cos i essentially think they are useless mooches but holy how funny is this picture?
hey kid the KKK is thataway –> also i got this from a denmark blog, aren’t people from denmark racist? let me know.
i made these last nite they are WHIMSICAL fil said i had to put more eggs in otherwise it would be a quiche. doesn’t a quiche require cream and fat women’s fingers or something?
fil made this delicious pizza from scratch it is amazing i only had one slice because i am trying not to be the fattest girl in the room anymore. did you know i don’t drink beer anymore? just scotch and vodka and wine and gin but in small amounts. ok nevermind. maybe small amounts in my head. i eat less so i get wasted easier so i drink less. the end.
that’s me and anj from a few halloweens back she is a wicked bass player and singer too we are going to make some music together i have to write songs i hope they don’t turn out like rush again all i know how to write about is lord of the rings and clouds and depression. i’m such an idiot back then i perma-saved all my pictures small so i don’t have the originals of all the good ones. i am smiling like sam crenshaw cos the dude beside me is WAY passed out and i was scared of him cos he is a fucking lunatic.
that’s sam crenshaw (for you americans) he is the detective puppet on today’s special i have referenced him before and will continue to do so in the future as we have the same nose. i would lose my mind if i missed an episode of today’s special and i thought the computer sam used was amazing and intimidating i was sad cos i thought that i would never ever be able to learn how to use a computer. remember muffy mouse? ha muffy. muff.
mental breakdown much? this is how you know a girl is not well, when the hair comes off, i almost did it myself years ago while talking to myself in the backyard and luckily a bug flew by my face while i was figuring out whether i should cut off my beautiful long hair and i took it as “a message” to not do it. spears needs help y’all give it to her NOW!
haha i just woke up fil who is trying to sleep away his hangover and said that i had some very important news for him and sorry i know you are sleeping and all but BRITNEY SPEARS SHAVED OFF ALL HER HAIR IN A TATTOO PARLOR. fil was like?? why are you telling me this now?? FINE he will feel really stupid when he sees the pictures of her.
here is a nice email from a nice girl to distract you from the pain of the fallen celebrities:
I heard your interview in class…
Hey I was in the guy’s class who interviewed you and after I heard the interview I started reading your blog.
I love it and it is going to be my new guilty pleasure.
I also wanted to tell you that I totally felt you on what you were saying about people getting pissed for women asking for attention, and yes even if it sounds cliche, they are jealous and they should suck it.
for now here i am singing while fil plays ms. pacman i am mysterious. song is missing, beck. here is a who will save your soul xmas eve singsong and i am wasted. this is do you want to know a secret. the thing with me and drinking and singing is i really like to do them simultaneously. it’s my life this one will kill you. here i am trainwrecking through papa don’t preach. be jealous. here i am after falling down some stairs and slurring. adorable. this is in my place and this is mrs. robinson. wasted singing travis oh man it is fucking brutal.
ok i am being neurotic and anal and recording myself reading part of marketable depression my heart is racing i am so gay is there allowed to be music in the background or is that WAY more embarrassing? i feel like i am going on a first date holy diarrhea maybe i should just write about my apocalyptic nightmare instead?
*ok i did one i can’t listen to it though it makes me want to put my head into a wall fil is going to listen to it when he gets home.
I’ve been a reader of yours for a few years now (well…maybe only a year or so…hard to keep track), found out about you through the ever wonderful Matt Good
anyways, the reason I’m writing you is to tell you how much I love your writing, and how you can write about anything and everything and make it interesting. the best though is that you have seriously one of THE hottest voices EVER.
and I only just discovered that through the initiation videos. wow. If I had more money and didn’t live abroad I’d wear one of your propaganda shirts EVERYDAY
anyways. yeah. thanks for your blog! tara
should i do recordings of reading my posts/other shit like it is storytime?
CHECK THIS OUT NO IT IS NOT A PENIS SPLIT DOWN THE MIDDLE. nsfw. here is another holy shit, kirk.
i like when i write emo stuff cos i get a thousand emails from people telling me how miserable they are and how i am like joan of arc to them or something here is an email:
dude, i so know what you mean about all of this. i think it has something to do with mississauga as i have been stuck here my whole life and i am surprised i am not dead yet (not for lack of trying unfortunately). let me just say one thing, and don’t think i am being cheesy or whatever, but you making it through that time gives me some hope that one day i will join you in having a better life. your blog is not just about random stuff you do, you are a human being and sharing these sorts of things make people who are still singing that song feel better. fuck your haters, you keep it real. your blog has helped keep me sane over the past two months while i was unemployed and sad and messed up. thanks for helping me out.
p.s. sorry for the emoness of this e-mail, but i thought you should get some credit for this post. i also hope you plan to go see Bright Eyes with fil so i can blog-spot you and get excited like a twelve year old backstreet boys fan
