merkley???: i just had a lovely tuna salad
me: lovely
merkley???: tunafish – diced dill pickle — mustard — squeeze of lemon — and lots
of pepper
simple and refreshing
merkley???: and pretty to look at with the yellow of the mustard, pink of the tuna and translucent green of the pickle
me: oh man open the window and let some of the fag out please
merkley???: jealous
me: not really i do not have an appetite right now
plus i rocked an awesome sandwich yesterday
and then more delicious food later on
merkley???: looks kinda dry
me: no it was fresh
prosciutto pesto provolone
salty as hell
mmmm
merkley???: oil and vinegar too?
me: well in the pesto sauce
merkley???: true
me: there is oil
merkley???: got this email from a 16 year old today
u r such a mother fucker!!!!!!!!! how could u hate horses u r a cheap ass hoe who does not know his ass from his head you probably dont even have a brain you cheap ass mother fucker fuck you up ur fucking ass you ass whole!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
me: AHAHHAHAHAHHA
dude i am being “ripped” in these comments
merkley???: on your blog?
link please
me: hang
here is the post
from a bunch of mongoloids
there are so many mean things i could say
but im not
here is the comment stream
merkley???: i commented
me: nice
dude that comment does NOT help me
merkley???: ha ha
me: whatever
merkley???: people still buy that stupid horse hater shit
so weird
i make like 12 dollars a month
me: ha
whats the url so i can link it in our convo
i like how people are all YOU ARE SELF CENTRED like it is a dis
merkley???: ha ha
me: um of course i am i have every right to be and you dont you fugpole
merkley???: horsehater
me: check this genius comment i just received, from some dykebreath in bangor maine, probably your mom
Raymi – first you really do suck. I don’t care who agrees with me. Second “your” just some whore who spreads her leg and flops a tit out for a photo or a stuffed sex doll and then says “hey I am popular and you all are fucking losers” Third that does not make you popular, it makes you Jerry fucking springer. he got good ratings too. We all love to watch freaks. finally – go fuck yourself, you stupid bitch. I fucking dare you to post this… what a no talented ass clown you are. Oh I am not going to post my shit, because unlike you… I don’t have to prove shit. whatta cunt.
merkley???: ha ha ha she sounds really intelligent
me: i know right my mind is BLOWN
merkley???: i bet you are really sad about it all
me: yeah she really knows the real me, her of all people, my heart is in pain right now especially when she dared me to post her comment
merkley???: what will happen if you post it?
me: dont know she thinks im hurt by it? whatever maine, where she lives is burn enough on her. comments like these make me feel sad about society
merkley???: they make me feel sad about EVERYTHING
me: yeah
merkley???: i mean that horse email was just plain MEAN
does that 16 year old girl even know how much time and effort i put into that thing and for what reason? to make people laugh to create a little joy
me: i know i feel hurt on behalf of your hurt
merkley???: and then she just turns around and calls me an ass WHOLE like an ass ENTIRELY
me: i really feel like you put a lot of care into the horse site cos i feel the same way EXACTLY about horses and i have been waiting patiently my entire life for a site like yours
merkley???: it just takes the wind out of my sails
me: oh HUG <3 there there
merkley???: whats the point in even joking if its just going to hurt someone?
me: i just wish people on the internet could be more thoughtful
merkley???: i didn’t mean any harm
me: aw i feel like we need the advice of lonesome dove right now in a MAJOR way
merkley???: thats what those blogs should really be used for
like when people write crazy emails like those to go back as lonesome dove and talk about the hurt
me: can we talk about MY pain now i mean first she told me i sucked then she said i spread my leg MY LEG i didnt know i could spread one leg that totally blew my mind cos she is so intelligent like that
merkley???: how did she know about the amputation
me: and then she went and fully complimented me comparing me to jerry springer
he is RICH that girl is saying that i can be rich too?
merkley???: yeah well at least you’re not an ass WHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
with a billion exclamations points
me: man i would HATE to be the whole of an ass
merkley???: she really knows how to hit where it hurts
she probbly takes a psychology class
me: i feel sorry for anyone who will comment after that cos the bar has been raised so high – then she said unlike me she doesnt have to prove shit – wow, right there, she is so right, cos her comment just totally said it all finally at last, there is nothing left to say. i should be thanking this girl, i feel like her comment really helped me, set me straight
merkley???: no it really is a wake up call
look whose stupid face is on the rom website here and here.
OH and i just totally won a pair of leafs tickets on the radio GOOD THING I LISTEN TO THE RADIO!
March 15, 2007
me: google image search PEAMEAL
merkley???: never heard that word
me: peameal bacon?
back bacon
canadian bacon
omg
wiki+peameal
super delicious and fattening
peameal
me: i am wearing a rush sweatshirt
merkley???: dood
me: it fits awesome
it is black
merkley???: you’re such a canadian
me: and homemade
i bought it in nyc you dick
merkley???: bacon
hockey
rush
me: ok sorry you are right
me: do you like that i keep apologizing like a canadian
merkley???: yes and i read it with a canadian accent
sore
ee
not sar ee
me: well you are canadian merkley so i think you have committed treason cos you dont know what back bacon is
merkley???: yeah
sad
i know back bacon
me: oh so you are also a liar
merkley???: i just never heard peameal
me: oh ok
me: fil said this
Phil: no no the back bacon is coated in pea meal, as in meal made from peas
he knows everything
merkley???: ah i see
like dried peas ground up?
me: like cornmeal except peas
merkley???: sounds yummy
me: tho its yellow so i dunno
you dont even taste the stuff
its just to make the fat stand out more
Phil: i guess – like corn meal, except it’s peas
me: but its yellow
Phil: ever hear of YELLOW peas
me: OH
i hate you
me: i just told fil i hate him
OH HERE WE GO
Phil: Canadian bacon is a term used in the United States and Canada, but with differing meanings. In the United States it refers to any lean meaty cut of bacon, and is primarily used as a pizza topping. In Canada, Canadian bacon, which is also known as peameal bacon, refers to a specific variety of unsmoked lean bacon that has been sweet pickle-cured and coated in yellow cornmeal. Other proteins, such as turkey and beef, can be made in the style of Canadian bacon by employing this same sweet pickle and cornmeal process. Canadian bacon, as in the American interpretation (Back Bacon) actually is rarely eaten by Canadians unless in fast food breakfast sandwiches from American chain restaurants.
me: thanks prof
Phil: but note that it says it is coated in cornmeal – at some point in its history they must have used meal made from peas, hence the name
me: yes
Phil: maybe i will have another peameal bacon sandwich for lunch
nick asked me yesterday how birds see
cuz he was looking at one with eyes on either side of its head
and i got this look in my eye (you know the one)
and explained the difference between wall-eyed view, and stereoscopic
me: omg
does he hate you now
hahaha
Phil: like chickadees or finches or whatever we were looking at has eyes on either side so they can see predators coming
me: FIL I AM NOT THE ONE WHO ASKED
Phil: whereas birds of prey like an owl has both eyes on the front so it can better focus for hunting
oh sorry
we watched marie antoinette again last nite well half of it and look what i noticed:
my boyfriend stay away he is MINE!
there are lots of pervy pictures of me on fil’s flickr.
just saying.
March 14, 2007
read this.
‘More room for me’
Even if the morons truly did rule the blogosphere, Lauren White probably wouldn’t care. The Torontonian who goes by “raymi the minx” is North America’s current diarist sensation, and her blog has lead to book deals, awards and cult-like fame.
So she’s not into talking blogger burnout, minus two observations. One, that “everything on the Internet is a black hole,” and two, that “every hobby online eventually becomes a major addiction.”
Other than those admissions, no sign of letting up here. (Although maybe this is a function of youth: a recent Pew/Internet and American Life survey put more than half (54 per cent) of American bloggers as being under the age of 30.)
Here’s what she had to say in an e-mail exchange: “to other people it is a grind cos they have jobs, me, this is my job, creating making stuff, taking the piss, all of it, i love it. sorry everyone else who gives up and quits, more room for me!”
Why the drive? Raymi, like many bloggers, is quite taken with the idea of a giant personal archive.
“i’d like to think i’m establishing something with all this work i put into my blog, laying the foundation, i dunno, something like it, something so i won’t have to always explain myself to people who do not blog or read them.”
me: people are talking outside our door and i have to take a crap
and it [bathroom] is near the door
GO AWAY
Bostick: i hate that
me: TALK INSIDE YOUR FUCKING APARTMENT
Bostick: smoking?
me: talking
ladies
boring old lady talk
Bostick: yeah
me: i am going to look at them thru the peephole
Bostick: is it going to be loud?
me: they are talking about orange essence cleaner
they wont go away
fuck off
Bostick: turn up the tv real loud
me: seriously
no i like spying
even though i hate them
man if i was in the bath right now i would have to sit very still so they couldnt hear the water
Bostick: slide a go away note under the door
open the door and flip your hair and cut your eyes at them
then shut it
me: this is prolly pay back for us being up late drinking and talking loud
playing guitar hero
Bostick: they are still out there?
wtf
me: ok they said goodbye
took them forever
i really enjoyed marie antoinette, the costumes, the food, the boozing and gambling oh so elaborate. kirsten’s tiny tiny tiny waist. swoon. her not getting any action was pretty frustrating to witness, quite. i’m glad we don’t see her head being cut off that would have depressed me. why did the king cut her head off? let me know. they say she was the first victim of bad press, tabloids all that. sucky. too bad there wasn’t internet back then i would have written on my marie antoinette blog YOU ARE ALL COCK-LICKING LIARS I DID NOT SAY LET THEM EAT CAKE THAT IS THE LAMEST ZING EVER! also there are a ton of fountains that have functioning plumbing and all that shooting up water action how would that have been possible back then? the soundtrack is very good i regret not picking it up at urban outfitters around christmas time.
it was sad when the king died the king before jason schwartzman became king i do not know anything about roman numerals so fuck off anyway he is dying and he has to get rid of his mistress slut cos she’s a harlot and the priests won’t let him do confession so they send her off and then he is in his last moments and he asks for her and they say she’s left and he cries SO BRUTAL that chick was his happiness, his companion all of that and in his last moments he cannot be comforted by her i would destroy everyone in that room.
oh i liked the long pretentious silence at the beginning of the movie just after the movie company’s logo is on and the opening credit’s roll, way to go, blew my mind, clap clap.
good and important news everyone!
MY HAIR FITS UNDER MY ARMPITS NOW ALL BY ITSELF
i’m like hanging in the kitchen you know no biggie making espresso and my hair is all dangling like a mermaid and some snagged in my armpits HOLLA!
i’m sorry if you can’t deal with my beauty right now and have to secretly hate me in your beds and cry over the phone but in my comments are all I LOVE YOU RAYMI. i understand. thank you for being there when i was fatter and had shorter hair that was really nice of you almost like you didn’t care about my looks and liked me for things like my talent and personality you know ugly girl things.
I AM KIDDING!
now i need a tan.
sorry for being looks-focused it’s a terrible family trait from my mom’s side everything i harp on her for right now i will eventually be doing myself save for the brazillian waxes that’s fucking nasty.
