warning: the following picture might make you barf
ground turkey smells like BO once you nuke it a bit.
once the onions are browned chuck the turkey in then the cheese (we used an extra old cheddar)
voila.
incredible.
i cannot believe he fits in that teeny basket.
you essentially eat a bit less cos of the time it takes (which isn’t much at all) to prep each “nacho”
fil and i have different methods of loading up the romaine, i do it neatly, fill up half, eat it, then fill the other half of the leaf and eat that, whereby fil loads the entire thing like a hot dog and gets crap everywhere.
Highwaisted: welcome to the world of fitness seriously, how amazing do you feel afterwards?
me: amazing! and totally dumb for not doing it sooner
Highwaisted: it takes me a good 3 weeks before i notice a difference, but you feel so good mentally and physically
me: yes the mental change happens pretty much immediately
Highwaisted: think about how ripped you will be if you keep it up with like 6 weeks. holy bathing suit body
me: im going to do it everyday cos im stubborn even tho its shitty machines my body takes to exercise very easily changes happen quick
Highwaisted: running kicks your ass the most i would say.
me: like i lost 28 lbs with basically no exercise just walking
Highwaisted: you should incorporate some running pump it up a notch
me: longboarding
Highwaisted: oh yes loooooooooooooongboarding
me: dont get all susan powder on me dude i just started
Highwaisted: ew. as if i am susan powder. have you seen my ass? also i emailed fil. which guy is kevin in the dunes?
me: i dont know anything about any bands because i am cooler than music
Highwaisted: ugh. lesbian hotness what do you mean cooler than music?
me: im too cool to know who kevin is do you need an aletheometer to decode what i am saying
Highwaisted: alright forget it.
me: fil might know
Highwaisted: yes i emailed him
me: welcome to the world of gchat where the fun never stops or my shitty jokes either
Highwaisted: apparently
me: !
Highwaisted: you mean condescending remarks
me: dude no
Highwaisted: i am razzing you
me: you are sensitive on the internet i get sensitive to peoples sensitivities
Highwaisted: no im just pmsing like a god damn rare steak
me:EWWWWWWWWWW but good one how much do you hate lacy on rock of love
Highwaisted: it doesnt really make sense, but whatevs omg i love rock of love
Highwaisted: i told myself i would never start typing omg just like i would never wear tight shirts like the other girls in grade 8 because i had no boobs if i was there, i would shit in lacy’s shampoo bottle
me: i would tear out her lip ring
Highwaisted: and put laxatives in her beers
me: and throw her in the pool like she did to that pink hair girl fucking snake
Highwaisted: i like the pink hair girl i think she is my favorite her and the blow job chick brandi?
me: fil needs to let me be on a reality show like this so i can fight with cougars i like the bipolar one obvs
Highwaisted: i also like the bipolar one. i think she will get far bret loves all that drama despite what he says
me: i think he likes the busted chicks tho
Highwaisted: woah stop typing what im thinking
me: i would like to fake dance up to him then “accidentally” whip off his bandana and expose his receedo hairline
Highwaisted: OMFG WHY DOESNT HE TAKE THAT THING OFF
me: cos he wants people to think he isnt balding
Highwaisted: for fuck sakes. thats it then right? receding hairline?
me: and his outfits! terrible
Highwaisted: plastic red jacket whats up
me: that made so much noise at elimination last nite and his cowboy hat when they try to kiss him its all down in the way so they do this hokey pokey face dance
Highwaisted: hahahahaahahah i am laughing outloud what a douche we should start a canadian rock of love raine maida! is he still married?
me: yes
Highwaisted: ok um. jeff martin!
me: u are all about canadiana music
Highwaisted: no im not.
me: you would be the evilest one in the house
Highwaisted: uneducated guess raym’s evilest?
me: how many canadian musicians have you dated
Highwaisted: yes probably i agree.
me: i would talk the most shit and be the most hated
Highwaisted: or the hottest
me: the slobbiest drunkest and accused of not being there for sincere reasons and id be like got me and get up and leave
Highwaisted: i dont think i could rock that pole though.
me: i would fall on my face and then it would be a viral video
Highwaisted: and your nose would bleed and then everyone would spread that your a blow face
me: nice and then dont forget fighting with other chicks and being accused of being a racist
Highwaisted: also something i can’t do. fight girls
me: i just verbally assault them til they want to punch me and cos i’d come across as over the top crazy they dont bother
Highwaisted: hmm i can’t even recall ever having a girl want to fight me.
me: nah actually i would be as deviant and phony as possible and gain everyones trust like in elementary school simple
Highwaisted: hahaha scratch the last 10 mins of convo
me: id be like johnny fairplay from survivor brb cid is here and smells
Highwaisted: mmm cid i love cid can i babysit him one day? and then i will train him to love me more then fil and then when fil comes to pick him up cid will be all no way man.
me: yeah right i mean if we go away u can come by and feed and hang with him and joe cid is suicidal when fil isnt around does not purr
Highwaisted: you are just saying that so fil thinks cid misses him
me: its true when fil went to ireland (pre raymi) cid mourned for him on his bed in the basement everyday for months! its the gayest most intense relationship ever oh god can we not talk about cid i just put up 30 pics of him
Highwaisted: that is nice. i need a fucking pet
me: i want my own! and want to train it to despise fil or i dunno maybe get a life
Highwaisted: would you get a cat? or a dog? or a monkey?!
me: a kitten that stays small forever a dwarf siamese dogs are too high maintenance
Highwaisted: what are those ones that have flat ears and short legs?
me: and the only kind of dog i would want would be ridiculously small and pointless oh those japanese ones derno
Highwaisted: mm i love those ones. i am writing to slice and telling them to do a canadian rock of love.
me: nice!!!!!!!!!!!!
Highwaisted: for crap sakes i just got booted
me: aw i noticed i thought u went off to compose yer email to make us famous in the reality tv circuit
Highwaisted: i am a multi tasker raym’s come to the framework videoshoot on saturday!
me: oh whats that
Highwaisted: i sent youthe invite on fb
me: oh
Highwaisted: i invited fil too they need hot hip babes
me: i read that as hip hop
Highwaisted: hahahahahha
me: i dont think theres a shortage of those in toronto
Highwaisted: yeah you can borrow my sweatsuit i just bought
me: whats the video premise
Highwaisted: it has gold crowns on it black and white dress code.
me: you are the size of a munchkin i would rip thru your clothes like the incredible hulk
oh and here is the event listing on facebook for my birthday party this saturday, it’ll be at the gladstone BE THERE BEFORE 9 don’t do your ridiculous “pre-drinking” elsewhere, do your pre-drinking with me at the g-stone OK if you want a good spot, or table, or want to sit anywhere near me AT MY BIRTHDAY PARTY. i’m this close to being suicidal right now at turning 25 so if you give a care, prove it. ungh. oh and i’ll be pre-menstrual or on my period (yay!) so i’ll also be feeling fat, with zits, and old, and tired, and get ready to have fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun! BUT i will be wearing that polka dotted dress (if i’m not too bloated), so there’s that.
by JaM jewelry. check this adorable email i received regarding it:
Hey Raymi. My name is Meghynn and i think you pretty much rule. Usually i hate reading other peoples blogs, but yours is not boring, even when youre bored. Ok, anyway,basically all i do is get drunk on boxes of wine in my apartment in Newfoundland, and make weird/recycled/pretty jewelery.It kiinda reminds me of some stuff that I’ve seen you wear so i was thinking you might think its cool. Im too ghetto for a website so I have a facebook group with pictures of all of it, and i think you should check it out, because i would just love love love it if you could pick out a piece, and i could send it to you, and you could wear it out or just wear it and take a picture of it, and put it on your blog and other people outside of this isolated province could see it and holy shit, i would love you forevskies. And you can totally keep it.
Its called JaM Jewellery, you can look it up, or i could invite you to the group, and you could look through all of it and pick out anything that doesnt say SOLD. Hell, even if you did like one of the sold ones im sure me and my other half could make you something similar, or better. I also totally understand if you dont want to do it, because you dont really know me from a hole in the ground. Ok, thankyou. Meghynn
i was totally blown away by their stuff, i’m getting one more too, can’t decide! anyway here is their facebook group you should join to go through all their cute pictures.
i LOVE this one, so darling:
and this too but it’s sold, they’re going to incorporate the peacock feather for me into another necklace, hopefully.
other faves of mine:
one of these days i’ll get my ears pierced again.
brilliant.
ack my weakness, fucked up jewelry and cute girls who are totally bananas!
oh and you had me at boxed wine.
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KatyP: dude, it was cool that you stood up for amy winehouse ya know
me: oh yeah?
KatyP: she may be drugged up and stuff but she’s feckin awesome
me: i got so much shit about that nasty comments
KatyP: you’re like the defender of the underdog artists mang go you
me: i forgot to mention [no i didn’t] the part where i said yeah but shes still a fucking human being when the bartender said we are just talking about someone we dont even know idiot like that makes it ok?
KatyP: i hate it when artists get flak for doing drugs and drinking i think to some extent a lot of artists need to alter the every day experience in order to be creative and it’s stupid that people fixate on that shit or make it like the most important thing and feel like they are good enough to judge
me: yeah people forget that being a drug addict is part of the allure of why they like the fucking artist to begin with
KatyP: like, who are you, shitty bartender, to start criticizing fucking amy winehouse?
me: a total fucking roidhead who works in a pub
KatyP: lol
me: at 38 years old total square
KatyP: yeah and what gift has he given to this world that puts me above this artist who’s records are being played all over the feckin globe and people everywhere are groovin too and loving? puts *him i think you and winehouse would totally get along
me: yeah a recipe for trouble thats for sure
KatyP: you’re both like unashamed and blatant haha
great find via tuppenhut who wears turbans now! omgZlolZrofl! she looks awesome, if not for bangs, i would try this look out for like two minutes before everyone laughed at me and called me an idiot on my blog YOU GUYS ARE DICKS!
who wants a mini shitty fashion shoot of all the other dresses i said NO to, i’m not going to bother if no one cares.
wait a minute, yes i will!
good for you girl! sorry for the ‘girl’ there. couldn’t think of anything else.
ps dudes it’s like totally my birthday party this saturday, are you coming? do you even like me still?
thanks pitt for a fabulous nite that ended in me and fil fighting instead of just going home when we should have, ha, looking at these pictures right now combined with the gut rot i have, i feel like barfing. no more shitty sports bars!
hahah
total office affair goin’ on here, she’s early 20’s, he’s a billion, and it’s 11 at nite, at a casey’s, come on people!
pitt insisted on eating my hot pepper, and fully regretted it. can you say spicy spew?
makeup malfunction, no matter i was the only good looking chick in that fuckin’ place.
classy i know right? the bartender said i could not take a backed chair from the bar to our little table, i said uh are you serious? (our table’s proximity to the bar is that of pitt’s height, short, short proximity ok, (i have ALWAYS done this in the past before no problem) so this dude instead of being concerned with the comfort of the paying customer WHO IS THERE he is focusing on the “MAYBE” customer WHO NEVER SHOWED. about 8 backed chairs remained empty at the bar for the majority of our time at the loose moose, when finally i passive aggressively switched one with my stool (my ass is still hurting) and the dj saw and likely told on me, when i went to the bathroom i told fil that if he takes it back ask for the bill immediately and yes i am making it a “thing” – sitting on a stool in a crappy sports bar with crappy booze selection, prices, and food, does not encourage me to stay very long or even enjoy myself, take a note of that fuckface bartender.
