leafs won last nite. i hung out the side of my dad’s car as we drove down the street so i could fit in with all the other hockeyheads. i screamed all those gay leafs-positive comments too. oh yeh. this fancy site fark.com linked my drunk asshole article. i am getting more and more famous each day. check out the little comments people are making.
The post is from RaymiTheMinx.com copyright 1888 to 2888
i had a headache all day today. it rained and it rained. i cut accidentally cut my hands four times, i fell into a box, it got destroyed to shit and i burnt the roof of my mouth from a slice of pizza. not a good day. click pix to enlarge.
ooooh wow i found this pic of my feet and these shoes i was gonna sell on ebay. crappy pic resolution though. meh
yesterday my friend forced me to bud in front of twenty people standing in-line for the bus and as i was apologizing to them all this one dude gets right in my face and says, “RUUUUDE.” It was hilarious. then he sits only a couple seats ahead of us so we felt kinda obligated to stick it to him by saying, “RUUUUUUUUUUUUDE” over and over in faggy, obnoxious voices. ahhh. asshole co-passengers. love it.
oh yeh. last nite was karaoke. i got to sing three songs. i told these dorks to sit the fuck down over the mic as they were getting up to leave during my song. i can get hostile when i am doing a serious ballad – as all karaoke songs should be. taken seriously. dammit.
i’ve been kinda lazy in the “taking pictures of myself” department. luckily i was able to be apart of this fake soccer team group photo. i am obviously more important than everyone else – this is why i am holding the ball. it’s true.
urrrrrg
last nite it pissed rained off and on. so in order to avoid being drenched, had to stop in at every lounge/bar on the way home and thus, was completely trashed by the time i got there
RAYMI NEWS IN BRIEF
Have scripted several treatments for reality-based raymi show to be aired in the UK. They dig me.
Have collected an extensive amount of random karaoke footage and random drunken exploits
Am organizing other things but shall be around soon enough. Have taken down guestbook, that site is going under and now wants me to pay to use it. not worth it. will find a better one.
will have more photos.
oh yes, i found this journal of mine from when i was 11 years old and i’ve been carrying it around with me wherever i go for the past week. it’s hilarious. i talk about how i think this guy is, “such a BABE” and how this girl is “SUCH a GeeK ” and how i am such a brainy little kid and i try and act like i’m not.
yeh so, everyone, i am alive. it’s true. just having one of those everything is crazy weeks. i bought this blue chest of drawers thing from ikea and also this blue curtain that i plan to use as a partition for my new apartment. hmm what else did i do this week? i attempted to watch several movies but managed to fall asleep during all of them, that or i talked thru the whole thing. i am trying to find a cheapy cheap laptop – if ever one exists so please lemme know if u are wanting to get rid of one. only if it’s not from the beginning of time. my friend in nyc made me a cute raymi t-shirt and as soon as i stop feeling camera-ugly, i will take several fabulous photos of me wearing it. i will. i am also making raymi-in-action videos that you will be able to buy soon.
this is by far, the best tell-off email i’ve gotten lately. from some person complaining about my queef article
Was looking for trumpet sheet music (for the instrument, not body parts) for my son and came upon your stupid website. People like you give parents like me nothing but grief and anxiety knowing there’ idiots like you putting the kind of garbage that you publish on the web. Thank God my son wasn’t looking and wasn’t exposed to your junk. Thank-you very much for contributing to the moral demise of our society. Jerk….
