i had a headache all day today. it rained and it rained. i cut accidentally cut my hands four times, i fell into a box, it got destroyed to shit and i burnt the roof of my mouth from a slice of pizza. not a good day. click pix to enlarge.

ooooh wow i found this pic of my feet and these shoes i was gonna sell on ebay. crappy pic resolution though. meh

yesterday my friend forced me to bud in front of twenty people standing in-line for the bus and as i was apologizing to them all this one dude gets right in my face and says, “RUUUUDE.” It was hilarious. then he sits only a couple seats ahead of us so we felt kinda obligated to stick it to him by saying, “RUUUUUUUUUUUUDE” over and over in faggy, obnoxious voices. ahhh. asshole co-passengers. love it.

oh yeh. last nite was karaoke. i got to sing three songs. i told these dorks to sit the fuck down over the mic as they were getting up to leave during my song. i can get hostile when i am doing a serious ballad – as all karaoke songs should be. taken seriously. dammit.

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i’ve been kinda lazy in the “taking pictures of myself” department. luckily i was able to be apart of this fake soccer team group photo. i am obviously more important than everyone else – this is why i am holding the ball. it’s true.